For the record this guy’s real name is Kareem Sawaf.  So rather than focus on all the bad things about this total badass 28-year-old from Brooklyn, I want to focus on the positives.

Three things I love about Kareem Sawaf:

1. He has three shaved little lines in his hair which I’m assuming means he’s a member of the Friar’s Club
2. He wears very tight and bright wife beaters which I’m assuming substitute those bright vests bikers wear for safety. So that means he’s really conscious of the laws of the road.
3. The size of the guns on the girl in the picture above

Bonus:  I’m joking this dude’s a tool (but those cans are pretty large, I wasn’t lying about that)