Apr 14 2009
Let’s Face it, Carrot Top has never been a normal looking dude. He was always a little wacky looking and that always played very well into his act. And we all know about the steroid usage over the years. Hell, Carrot Top is literally the size of a linebacker these days. But since when were steroids synonymous with 8000 face lifts, collagen injections and whatever the hell was done to his eyebrows?
I swear to God people, if you want your lives to stay the same then do not look at this gallery. However, if you want to have an experience similar to the one you might have after watching The Exorcist, then take a look at the pictures below.
May I present the scariest pictures of Carrot Top (with captions)
Thank you very much
I want to eat children
No, I need a needle, not a pen
Wayne Newton is here?
I know I smell it too, steroid fart
I think it’s time I started lifting weights and ripping my face off
Punch me. Punch me as hard as you can
Want me to show you my Carrot Top?
You know you love my groin marks
I’m eating this basketball when the game is over
So glad I wore my depends
Doesn’t this chick know I like dudes?
Don’t these chicks know I like dudes?
OK maybe this one isn’t him but man it probably will be soon
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