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Apr 14 2009

The Scariest Pictures of Carrot Top

Published by at 4:20 am under Oddly Enough

Carrot Top

Let’s Face it, Carrot Top has never been a normal looking dude.  He was always a little wacky looking and that always played very well into his act.  And we all know about the steroid usage over the years.  Hell, Carrot Top is literally the size of a linebacker these days.  But since when were steroids synonymous with 8000 face lifts, collagen injections and whatever the hell was done to his eyebrows?

I swear to God people, if you want your lives to stay the same then do not look at this gallery.  However, if you want to have an experience similar to the one you might have after watching The Exorcist, then take a look at the pictures below.

May I present the scariest pictures of Carrot Top (with captions)

Carrot Top

Thank you very much

Carrot Top

I want to eat children

Carrot Top

Nipples!

Carrot Top

No, I need a needle, not a pen

Carrot Top

Wayne Newton is here?

Carrot Top

I know I smell it too, steroid fart

Carrot Top

I think it’s time I started lifting weights and ripping my face off

Carrot Top

Punch me.  Punch me as hard as you can

Carrot Top

Want me to show you my Carrot Top?

Carrot Top

(#*&)(#%*&)(*&%)#(*&%(*&@(*&

Carrot Top

You know you love my groin marks

Carrot Top

I’m eating this basketball when the game is over

Carrot Top

So glad I wore my depends

Carrot Top

Doesn’t this chick know I like dudes?

Carrot Top

Don’t these chicks know I like dudes?

Carrot

OK maybe this one isn’t him but man it probably will be soon





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