Apr 14 2009
The Myspace Toolbox: Nope I’m Not Breathing Easy

I don’t care how many pictures this guy has with people like Kenny Smith and rapper pirates, or that he drives a nice car. Bottom line is that he’s still white, still played video games as a kid and still sits down when he pisses.
Yeah I made that up but can’t you see this dude as the type that pisses sitting down every single time he has to whiz? I do. I feel like this guy has no identity.
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He is shopped into the picture with the car.
“You can totally see it because the shadows are all wrong”