Apr 13 2009
Oh yeah, just to remind you, the first workout video consisted of Kim Kardashian letting big ‘ol Ray Ray violate her from behind. Ya hear that Reggie? But seriously guys, one of my favorite little starlets out there has created a new DVD called Fit in your Jeans by Friday.
Yes that’s right, large tushied Kim Kardashian will apparently be teaching other smaller butted women out there how to fit into those tight jeans by the end of the work week.
Which really begs the question. Do we really want you to fit in your jeans Kim? I for one like the large ass, simply because you have the fill up top to back it up. Eat your berries and whipped cream honey. We don’t care. Just keep wearing cleavage accentuating bras and I won’t pay attention to your behind.
Quick over under: The percentage of people who buy this video that are male. I’m setting the line at 46%.
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