Granted I’m making these assumptions solely based on pictures but I’d say these assumptions have to be 100% correct.

1.  Johnny Donovan’s idea of importance in life is based 100% on how you look first.  And clearly spiking your hair up is the best way to get chicks.

2.  The greasier and oilier you are the better off you’ll be.

3.  The closer you are to being like those gay guys on Bravo without actually being gay is how one should live their life.

Johnny D!

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