Two things.  First of all, he goes by the name Starsturck which is clearly a typo but I think I may use that name in my future endeavors.   Second of all, this guy is a human being.

Yup, that’s right.  He pisses stand up guys.  Like literally urinates into a bowl or urinal just like we do.  If that doesn’t completely blow your mind then I honestly don’t know what does.

I need some air