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It’s never too late to show shots from St. Patrick’s day.  Pictures are still pouring in from people who are just getting out of their comas.  It was a wild day and the peat! Ah yes, the wonderful peat.  First day of Spring is soon.  Yay!

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Despite what we may think or expect out of the highest ranking and most respected people in the country, they are still human beings.  For example, you might think that a doctor should be all prim and proper and perform with diligence and care.  Do not be fooled.  Even doctors do surgery after hangovers and smoking pot.

Pilots fly drunk all the time.  Cops arrest the wrong people.  Teacher have sex with their students.  Every single day crappy and unexpected things happen around us.  And even the highest ranking of people get into error filled situations.  And how do they react?  Many times, with lies.

Here are 6 of the biggest Presidential lies (I can’t imagine how many more “covered” Presidential lies there must be).

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Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka was definitely one of my favorite wrestlers of all time but I gotta say the whole wearing a skirt thing always ticked me off.  And if it weren’t for the skirt and this particular incident I would have way more respect for the guy.

Just listen to how Piper keeps saying “coconuuuuts.”  It’s amazing.

What’s even more amazing is that Snuka is still wrestling.  I’m not even joking.

There is virtually nothing known about this 30-Year-Old sexy Latina Lati Dati.  From what I can gather from her more than likely fake Myspace Profile, Lati is into fitness.   So while I don’t know too many facts about her I can certainly come to a couple of conclusions.

Based on her legs I would put Lati in the “could easily beat me up” category thus meaning I would certainly love to be taken advantage of.  Lati doesn’t have the greatest face and in this case it doesn’t matter because staring at her legs crushing my pelvis would be more important.

Other than that there’s really nothing that I can do here.

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Doesn’t that name alone just piss you off?  Plus every time I see this dude’s profile he’s “chillen @ the house watchin’ television.”  Dude go chill and watch somewhere else.  You’re bothering me.

This guy should definitely hang out with Noah Hathaway.  It’s just too bad he’s not nearly as cool as Atreyu.   Guy also looks a little like Matt Adler.

I’d also say there’s a 99% chance he has a vagina.

Kade?

Perhaps you guys saw my emo article a while back.  And granted my stance on feeling that if every single emo got in line to get slapped in the face I’d be first to sign up is a little harsh, maybe I am right.

According to this article:

With recent concerns over how to protect kids on the net, nanny software maker Sentry has come up with a handy guide on “the 10 words every parent should fear”. Based on its list of phrases that parents most like to block, we have some scary stuff – “suicide”, “alone” and “dope” for example. But fourth on the list – coming ahead of ‘hate’ and ‘depressed’ – is the really scary one: emo

This word only trailed Suicide, Alone, and Dope?  It was also ahead of skinny, bully, and breasts, whatever that means.  I’m curious to see where emo would land on that list now considering it was made nearly a year ago.

God I hope it’s number one.  Who on earth wants to hang out with these people?  I tell ya I blame the parents.

Do you never drive around and spot a van that makes you think to yourself “man there’s some messed up stuff going on in that van?”  You just know and you don’t know how you know, but you do.  Maybe it’s the rust.  Maybe it’s the fact that a van is longer than a normal car making it easier to lay down a body flat.

I can’t pinpoint what it is about a van that gives off this vibe, but whatever it is, it’s certainly there.   I don’t want a van.  I’ll never drive a van.  And those that drive vans that look shady should seriously consider a new van.

Here are 10 vans ideal for kidnapping

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Ever see a pornstar in a non porn situation?  It’s extremely strange.  It’s kind of like seeing a fireman in full uniform in the middle of an accounting seminar.   As a guy, you’d expect pornstars to be nude all the time, talk dirty all the time, and probably have sex with you at the first site of you.

Well, as some of us know, that isn’t the case at all.  These women are humans (not just slabs of beef) and actually breath, speak, and feel.  But if you take them in their element (that element being the porn world) and combine it with the element of live questioning it becomes highly fun to watch.

I managed to find 10 videos of different stars at an event in Los Angeles.  To say these interviews are entertaining is an understatement.

Obviously this goes without saying:  While there’s no nudity in these, the language can get a bit unsettling if you’re in the office.

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Get your ballots ready people.  It’s douchebag vs. douchebag.  In an epic article, Holy Taco examines matchups of people you simply cannot stand.  The brackets are up and the articles are being written.  It will be interesting to see who finishes.  Other than that, I have a serious case of red ass today.

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The Funbag

A blond Greek Goddess named Natali Thanou – [On205th]

Can you guess what Tata Thursday means? – [Funtasticus]

Another Brit, Kelly Andrews and her natural chest -  [Doubleviking]

The Hardly working airplane – [College Humor]

Nothing is hotter than a dose of spoon pron – [Kontraband]

Girlfriend gives her weight lifting guy a nut shot – [Totally Crap]

Juliana Margulies looking as hot as ever – [1530 Homer]

Top 17 Man Chores….and why they suck – [Asylum]

Here comes the poop! – [Attuworld]

Epic battle of Joaquin Phoenix and Andy Kaufman – [Flabber]

Learning the Kama Sutra from very hot chicks in lingerie – [Luckywarrior]

Redneck’s version of a camel – [DJ Mick]

Shauna Sand takes her freakishly good body to the sidewalk – [Don Chavez]

Wait a second, is Anna Faris hot? – [Tastybooze]

If you have a sex question, ask a hot chick – [The Bachelor Guy]

5 Burgers for when you’ve given up on life – [Nextround]

Here’s why black people should avoid time machines – [Blog of Hilarity]

How to write a check when you’re angry with Payee – [Gibbs12]