Whether you’re a Boston Red Sox fan or not, you have to appreciate that little Dustin Pedroia is the reigning AL MVP.   I’m not sure how much that will affect his fantasy rankings this year (though clearly he’ll be drafted higher than the 9th round which is where I took him last year and people told me I was dumb…well I was dumb for trading him and not keeping him this year but that’s besides the point).

In any event, now that he’s the MVP I would imagine endorsements have come flying in and videos like this have skyrocketed in value.

Personally I’d like to see a jar of Dustin Pedroia’s Premium Black Bean and Corn Salsa on every supermarket aisle in the country.  The product came out about a year ago but something tells me if we band together this thing can take out the Tostito brand.

Come on Dustin!

It’s not necessarily about what two people look like.  Sometimes it’s about when an object or imaginary character looks like a human.  This is what I like about the site Totally Looks Like.  Each day users submit photos of known people or objects that seems to look much like other known people or objects.

And it doesn’t necessarily mean they look alike at all times.  What it does mean is that at a specific moment in time, two of these entities might just hold the same visual characteristics.

I’ve taken 10 that I found to be interesting.

Enjoy

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Over an hour.  That’s correct.  It took me over an hour to do this damned thing.  But I must say it was definitely worth it.  I for one get frustrated when I can’t find pictures of certain NBA cheerleading squads.   And it’s even more frustrating when you can’t find pictures of the girls outside of their uniforms.

In this article you’ll find a little bit of both.  I’ve scoured the earth to find a solid gallery for each individual cheering squad in the NBA.  Now you guys don’t have to do all the work.  Keep this page handy and enjoy it from time to time.

From personal pictures to team pages, here are galleries to every NBA Cheerleading Squad.

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Click on the photo for Shooter’s women

You gotta love Christopher McDonald, the actor that played Shooter in Happy Gilmore.  Guy goes out and gets wasted on a consistent basis and still plays up that character to get chicks.  It’s very Al Bundyesque.  If I had one shining moment like that, I’d milk it until it dried out as well.  And clearly Shooter is still wet.

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The Wash

Kristin Davis, Not the Sex and the City one – [Holytaco]

Justene Jaro is the international babe of the day – [Doubleviking]

Remember Elisha Cuthbert in Maxim? – [NS4W]

Nicholas Sparks’ “The Handjob” – [The Sublime Blog]

Winnie Cooper vs. Danica Patrick, what a battle – [Extramustard]

Guys are getting their nads chopped due to economy – [Asylum]

A Party punch gone horribly wrong – [Spike]

Talk about the wrong tree at the wrong time – [Atom]

A lovely gallery of chicks skiing in bikinis – [DJ Mick]

Good lord does Gemma Atkinson have some nice breasts – [Use My Computer]

What the hell is the human robot dance? – [Collegehumor]

The classiest marriage Kentucky’s ever held – [Blog of Hilarity]

Now this is a kid who knows exactly what he wants – [Tastybooze]

A salute to the craziest sports fans – [Oddee]

Leryn Franco is the sexiest Olympian ever – [Banned in Hollywood]

In a parallel celebrity universe – [Cityrag]

Four naked chicks in a jacuzzi – [Attuworld]

The hottest frisbee thrower I’ve ever seen – [Flabber]

Click on the photo for more Jessica Alba

I tell ya there aren’t too many sexy celebrities that would make me endure over 90 minutes of a horrible movie.  Jessica Alba is certainly one of them.  Has anyone here seen Honey?  Good God that might be the worst piece of cinematic junk of all time.  But Alba is dancing sexy in it so you have to watch the whole thing

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I piss sitting down.  Yeah that’s right I admit it.  From time to time I enjoy it.   I don’t do it all the time but when I do I don’t feel bad about it. And you know something else?  I can also grow a beard, shoot a basketball extremely well, and masturbate better than 99% of the people I know.  So while I may be construed as somewhat less masculine because I choose to relief myself sitting, I still hold many of the heterosexual male qualities that are so vital in my life.

And believe me dudes, there’s nothing to be ashamed of here.  There are many times when popping a squat in a situation other than the runs or a serious bomb waiting to happen is acceptable.

But there are four I’d like to discuss

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With all due respect to the African American community, Koko B Ware has got to be one of the most ridiculous characters in entertainment history.  Personally I think he was one step away from being one of those minstrels.

You can’t deny that this dude was pure energy though.  The arm flapping and the parrot were incredible.  And when you get down to it, this dude was damned strong.  He was the true inventor of the brain buster.

By the way, could Iron Mike Sharp scream any more?

Koko!

If any of you can read this bio, then you’ll learn all you need to know about Ana Ferreira.  But if you’re like me, then you’ll realize that words don’t really describe the sexiness that is Ana.  She most recently posted for FHM Portugal and I really wish I could have been the chair she was sitting on in that photoshoot.

Other than that desire, I couldn’t tell you a thing about Ana.  I assume she likes cookies and ice cream like anyone else.  She probably enjoys movies and I hear she really loves dudes that work from home in their boxers.  I’m just saying….

More Ana after the jump

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Well fortunately or unfortunately I still can’t get my mind off of Hillary Fisher.  But if there’s one thing to distract me it’s this putz.   And yes when I use that word I am referring to the literal meaning which is penis.

I actually think this guy is a penis.

“You’re gonna wear the shirt of the band you’re gonna go see?  Don’t be that guy.”  Tony reminds me of a person who would do that.  Nice Louis Vitton logo.

Tony!  Ooh, ah, Tony!