Surprisingly there are more Gheorghe Muresan commercials out there than you would think.  Good lord I can’t stand writing his first name.  99% of the time you get a typo when hitting the keyboard.  How about just George?

In any event, I used to love this big guy.  He had a great sense of humor, wasn’t even a bad player, and reminded me of a white Manute Bol (Manute was also known as having a great sense of humor and being a prankster).

Hell Gheorghe even got his own movie.  No clue what the big fella is up to these days but I just felt like sharing a commercial in which a 7 Foot 7 guy utters the phrase “chicks dig it” in broken English.

Enjoy

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As many of you know, I’m a tremendous fan of finding hot girls in unexpected places.  It’s always fun to be the first to make people aware of an unknown gem.  Maxim has made a business out of finding talent in unexpected places with their hometown hotties.

And while not many of these girls necessarily go on to have amazing careers, they shine in my eyes.  And for that one day they appear on my site, they are the center of my world and hopefully yours.

OK, I’m coming back to earth.  If there’s one thing better than pictures of these girls, it’s videos.  Here are 10 of the sexiest Maxim Hometown hottie videos.

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As most of us older than 10 years old know, pro wrestling is more about entertainment than it is about sport.  Don’t get me wrong, the guys that perform on a night in and night out basis are tremendous atheletes.  They do things in the wring that not even professional atheletes do.  However, let’s face the facts here.  It’s more entertaining and showmanship than anything else.

And what better a way to entertain the crowd than bring in props?  And sometimes those props can be either living things or inanimate objects that take on lives of their own.

Here are the most memorable mascots of professional wrestling

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Click on the photo for more girls of SXSW 

Every single time I see “SXSW” I think of the words “Sex” and the acronym “NSFW.”  And even though SXSW is some music event, I don’t care.  It’s still what I think of.  So I’m glad we have that settled.  Is there any way to move on from this?  Not really unless the actually girls of SXSW get into porn.

For more unknown girls go to Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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The Throwdown

Bruce Lee vs. Ironman, Stop Motion Animation – [Gorillamask]

Laura Torrisi with nothing but duct tape – [Sublime Blog]

A fun gallery of March Madness Superfans – [Extramustard]

Hillary Duff is wearing very short shorts – [Usemycomputer]

Jesikah Maximus has such a plumpy yet perfect tush – [Totally Crap]

Are Americans too fat to serve our country? – [Asylum]

These Gorillas will drink you under the table – [Urlesque]

An amazing cartoon about hardly working – [Collegehumor]

Fantasy hot chicks that come from another galaxy – [Kontraband]

Ten golf hazards to look out for (other than Grenades) – [Micklanders]

Over the hump day hotties (this is worth a look) – [Funtasticus]

8 of the most bizarre body modifications – [Oddee]

Now this is what you call a poker face – [Attuworld]

The hottest reporter ever goes car racing – [Flabber]

Japanese television introduces us to the human slinky – [DJ Mick]

Nikki Cox is 100% unattractive now – [Gibbs12]

Perhaps shooting guns is a bad idea here – [Blog of Hilarity]

Carmen Electra in Mexican Maxim Magazine – [Banned in Hollywood]

The most disturbing picture you’ll see in at least a week – [9 To Fried]

Click on the photo for 7 really sexy photoshoots

For those of you unfamiliar with Terry Richardson, he’s the dude that always gets to photograph Megan Fox all lubed up.  He’s the one that got the Gossip Girls to lick ice cream together.  He even got some chick to lick cow milk.  In other words, he’s a total champ.  

More sexy shoots at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

Enjoy the rest of the portfolio

Before there was Myspace, hell before there was the internet, the toolbox genre originated somewhere.  And while I think that in today’s world the Myspace Toolbox predominately resides in the streets of Brooklyn and the suburbs of Long Island (slowly yet disturbingly spreading across the country), the origination of this tool began in Brooklyn.

One could argue that it goes back to the 20′s from the days of gangsters.  But I highly doubt that 20′s gangters had teens that were making ridiculous pictures back in those days.

The 70′s however reveals an abundance of tool behavior.

Let’s have a look.

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Obviously all of you saw or heard about the Christian Bale freakout on set which is nearing two months ago now.  And I’m sure you were all aware of all the video mashups that people did.

Of all the mashups, I’d have to say that the above clip and the one with the drugged out dentist kid are the best.  It truly takes skill to do these edits.  The timing is phenomenal.

Man I wish this argument were real.

There are a few things that make Brazilian sexpot Juliana Knust worth putting up on this site.  The first one is obvious:  she’s posed naked.  Well, I guess that’s enough of a reason.  Two:  she has very small breasts.  Normally that doesn’t mean a sexy girl should be posted on here.  However, when you see a girl that’s so hot that boobs don’t matter, it’s impressive.

And third and most obvious?  She’s from Brazil.  That means accents and an ability to dirty dance.  Oh and she’s an actress.  That probably means she can act like she’s interested.

This was the worst “She’s Uncoachable” post of my life.  However, Juliana is still hot so it doesn’t matter.

Enjoy the photos after the jump

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Skinny guy who can break dance.  I don’t know man.  He kind of looks like a chick, no?

That is all.