Recently I read the following quote from Dailygalaxy:

Cambridge University geneticist Aubrey de Grey has famously stated, “The first person to live to be 1,000 years old is certainly alive today …whether they realize it or not, barring accidents and suicide, most people now 40 years or younger can expect to live for centuries.”

Another professor had this to say:

“Twenty years ago the idea of postponing aging, let alone reversing it, was weird and off-the-wall. Today there are good reasons for thinking it is fundamentally possible.”

This begs the question.  If you had 1000 years to live, what would you do?

Personally I know I’m a miserable human being so the idea of living 1000 years let alone 100 is probably too much to bear.  However, if I did HAVE to live for that long find out what I’d do after the jump:

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I don’t know about you guys but at least once a day I’ll see a picture of a female that I’ve never seen before and forward it to a friend.  Many times they are of pictures of women I’d never heard of and the pictures are clearly professionally done.   On the other hand, there are those pictures that you send that are of girls having a good time.

Whether it’s an amateur drunk shot, college girls having fun or some weird parade, it doesn’t really matter.  What matters is that these pictures elicit responses that signal a certain wavelength you are on.  For example you may forward a picture that reads “Best. Picture. Ever.”  Or perhaps you might write “You’ll never ever have sex with this girl.”

I think you guys get my drift.  Well I’ve found 20 pictures that are that exact type.

Enjoy

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Scoring 50 points in a basketball game is a tremendous feat.  Notice I just said basketball game.  I remember scoring 33 when I was on Junior Varsity in High School.  It felt like I scored 100 points.  And I was still 17 points away.    So imagine not only scoring 50 points in one game, but 50 in an NBA game.

Sometimes I find myself laughing when I say an NBA player sucks.  I mean the dude is 1000 times better than I’ll ever be.  And I know I’m just referring to his NBA skill vs. other NBA player skills.  Still though, it’s weird.

In any event, I’d like to give credit to those players whose names you might not know as being guys in the 50 pt club.

Here are a bunch of guys that scored 50 or more points in one game at the NBA level.

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Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

If you’re gonna end the week, then end it strong.  And by strong I mean post a picture of ridiculously hot chick who isn’t famous.  And not only that, could probably party up a storm in your living room if you paid her 100 bucks.  That or just went out and got drunk and hopefully convinced her to do it for free.  I respect women though.

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The Funbag

Cheerleaders of the 2009 NCAA Sweet 16 – [COED Magazine]

Skyler is why the Lingerie Football league rules – [Bustedcoverage]

A nipple slip of yes, Scarlett Johansson – [Cityrag]

Turns out that Octomom was a stripper, no surprise there – [Anything Hollywood]

Kim Kardashian without Reggie Bush – [Extramustard]

Who isn’t into really bad stand-up comedians? – [The Sublime Blog]

Awesome old school promos for the WWF – [Manofest]

Love at first sight lasts about eight seconds – [Asylum]

A Komodo Dragon mauls a man to death – [Spike]

It’s so good you forget that they’re in bikinis – [Atom]

Britney Spears looking sexy in Maxim Germany – [Attuworld]

These are a few of my favorite things – [Flabber]

Jennifer Ellison takes her boobs for a walk on the sand – [DJ Mick]

Woman steals breast implants and turns herself in – [Don Chavez]

The top “pretty vacant” TV Girlfriends – [Bullzeye]

Seattle Bikini Car wash was “Completely Legitimate” – [Tastybooze]

It’s a very happy birthday for some sexy chicks – [Moondog Sports]

5 Most feared drivers in Formula One History – [Gunaxin]

Click on the photo for more of Sarah Mutch

Time to travel up north eh?  Meet Sarah Mutch, one of the prized models of Canada.  Girl has been modeling since the age of 13.   Now she’s considered one of the top models out there.  As Holytaco so eloquently put it “yeah I’d do her.”

For more “do her” girls go to Uncoached’s Facebook Group

Enjoy the rest of the portfolio

In today’s day and age I would imagine that a status symbol for a child in elementary school would be their iphone or even possibly the kind of cell phone they have.  Hell eventually it’ll be whether or not they had sex the night before.  Kids today are just too advanced and it’s quite disturbing.

However, back when I was a kid it was stuff like baseball cards, candy, gum, etc etc.  I mean if you were the kid with the pack of Juicy Fruit you were 100% popular.  Another awesome status symbol?  The lunchbox.

It’s a shame they stopped making the metal lunchbox.  Though I’d image that today they’d be used as weapons.  Here are some 80s lunchboxes that were probably sure to open up the popularity gates.

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I will say this tough.  The fat dude that comes out at the end is pretty awesome.  But seriously man.  Who the hell are these little twits?  And I would have to say of the worst things about any youtube video is an annoying girl’s voice in the background.

It really doesn’t get any crappier than that.  And the girl on this video?  She needs to win some kind of “I Hate your voice” award.  Can you even fathom that you and I are going to be sitting in our underpants with no bladder control someday, and these f*%king people are going to be running the country?

How someone like Courtney Culkin actually slipped by my radar is completely beyond me.  I’d like to apologize on behalf of myself and all other losers who sit around and do nothing all day.  Most of all Courtney, you are a true beauty and I hope this will never happen again.

OK enough with the lame apologies.  I will say this.  Courtney has got one of the best faces I’ve ever seen up on this site. The kind of face that will make you do things.

Courtney is 26.  She still models, and she’s got a psych degree from Long Island University.  Courtney, I’d like to meet you and then analyze you.  My analysis so far is right on.  Ridiculously hot and could destroy me in the sack.

More of Courtney after the jump

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“Overdosin’ on Commotion.”  Hells Yeah yo!  Damn y’all.  You see how dis’ n*gga roles?  Man yo. I’ma try and be like this kid yo.  He knows what’s up.

OK actually no.  If by line crossing you mean pointing to the camera and posting with 65 other wannabes from your “crew” then sure you’re a line crosser.

The other line you’re crossing?  The line of never ever returning from the darkside my friend.  It’s not too late dipsh*t.  You can do it.

You can do it!