It’s not quite George Bush slapping the ass of a volleyball player, but you can tell that good old Prince Charles is getting those hands ready.

A lap dance to the person who can come up with the best quote for what Charles is thinking at that very moment.

My money is on “If only those two little pukes were here to see this. But I’m sure William is being gay somewhere, and Harry is probably getting laid.  Damn that kid.”

If any of you have ever seen the movie The Replacements one would think that a Sumo wrestler would be a perfect fit for an offensive line.  Not quite sure why there aren’t more Japanese dudes in the NFL.

In any event, I’m not posting this video because I’m so impressed with Sumo guys.  Well, it is impressive how tough they are.  I mean you’re talking guys weighing 350 and up bashing the hell out of each other in a tiny ring.  It’s really amazing.

But I’m simply laughing once again at the Japanese.  Do you really have to make these guys wear diapers?  God I love the Japanese

So she’s 35, is from Venezuela, and is an actress.  Meet the sexy Eileen Abad.  You may have seen her in Buenos Noches Uncoached: I will Torture you because I’m hot and from Venezuela and would never give you the time of day in a bar.

Is that even how you spell night time?  I took French in high school.  I guess that makes me a tool.  Whatever man.  I know that if I had Eileen alone for one night she’d would definitely talk to me and most likely say,  “Hola Toolbox.”

Is anyone reading this crap?  It’s a Saturday and I’m very hungover.

Good pictures though!

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Click on the photo for Kournikova playing beer pong

It was a big highlight this week and every male was salivating as Anna Kournikova geared up to play beer bong against Jimmy Fallon.   Personally I’d rather see her play a lot of tennis again.  Even though she kind of sucked it was nice to watch her in those little skirts.  Other than that I’m exhausted.

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The Wash

Celebrities as sports franchises – [Extramustard]

These are a few of my favorite things – [Gorillamask]

Guy really wanted to make Shawn’s taco pop – [Withleather]

23-Year-Old hot brunette Nina Churchill – [COED Magazine]

Just let dogs do whatever they want – [Holytaco]

Vikki Blows in Loaded 2009 – [Totally Crap]

Top 5 Movie Concepts that have been beaten to death – [Meet The Famous]

She’s quite the talker – [Manofest]

All I want is a disco ball keg – [On205th]

This cute is more than likely a racist – [HGOM]

Get a load of the Pope’s new condoms – [The Sublime Blog]

I got my eye on you (Caption the picture) – [Doubleviking]

Tennessee is considering a Saggy Pants bill – [Nextround]

Tila Tequila wears cheap T-Shirts – [Don Chavez]

The greatest ocean predator of all time – [Asylum]

There’s a reason I’m really psyched for Oktober – [Tastybooze]

A very funny Frenc upskirts video – [Cameltap]

The women of scrubs season 8 – [Gunaxin]

Blake lively showing off the legs – [Celebrity Odor]

Click on the photo for more of Nicky

If you head down to Australia you might recognize this girl.  Her name is Nicky Whelan and she is a back to back winner of the “sport model of the year” award.  Does anyone know what that means?  I haven’t the slightest clue.  But she’s hot, thus I’ve put her up here.  Thank you.

More “sport models” at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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It’s that time again folks.  Out of curiosity, how was everyone’s week?  Did all of you have a wonderful time?  Let me explain to you a bit about my week.  I masturbated at least 46 times.  Subtract 46 from that and you’d have my real number.  Yes that’s correct, zero.  This might be the longest I’ve ever gone without letting a few parts of me fly.

Why do I bring this up?  Well because as random as it is to be posting pictures that have nothing to do with anything, I’d say my playing with myself constitutes having nothing to do with anything as well.

That and I’m trying to fill up a little space here to make myself look productive to you readers.

Enjoy these 15 random pictures

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I’ve brought you the pantyhose tug of war.  Now I’m bringing you some show that simply decides to put pantyhose on people’s heads and pulls it up so their face smushes up, thus making the audience (and me) laugh their asses off.

If I ever get tired of this show it’s probably because someone is sticking a knife in my back.  Even then I still think I’d be laughing.  Thank God for the Japanese.  American TV sucks.

First of all, Stephanie Strong is from Kentucky and is 22-Years-Old.  That in itself is virtually illegal.  It tortures me to no end to know that this girl has probably worn cowboy boots and a hat and actually meant it.  Like she wore that because it was part of her life.  As far as who she is.  Here’s a bit from her Myspace Profile

I’m currently in school and am looking for a fulltime job as well.“I like kicking the soccer ball around or practicing tennis,” she says, “but I need to find someone to play with me.” Anyone game? She says she loves TV and can’t watch enough of it, which has inspired plans to enroll in acting class. Won’t be long before Stephanie makes her leap from the green to the big screen

I still can’t stop thinking about her in cowboy boots….just cowboy boots.  Oh Lord, plus she probably has a Southern accent.

More of Stephanie after the jump

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“THE CITY DOES’NT TAKE OVER ITSELF BITCHES! 6 OH 4 STRAPPED”

What the hell does this mean?  What in God’s name are you doing being strapped, white, and into hardcore gangsta sh*t in British Columbia for?  Dude you’re in Canada?

The most action you’ll see is an old woman possibly complaining on the grocery line.  Do you need to make trouble over there?  Is that this new Tool movement in Canada now?

Give it a rest and go play some hockey dude.