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Best quote of the day:  “Her friends felt that Rhian who was naturally a size six but had naturally big breasts, had the figure for glamour modelling”  And what part of that quote was awesome?  If you’ve been reading this site for five minutes you should know.

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I’ve never been a huge fan of  The Jay Leno Show.   I just don’t find him all that funny.  I’d way rather watch David Letterman or if I’m just bored I can rewatch an episode of Seinfeld for the 150th time (which by the way would still be very entertaining to me).

However, one of the few segments I’ve enjoyed on the Leno show is all the crazy classified ads he gets sent to him.  Most of them are typos.  In fact I hope to God most of them are typos.  And even though it’s just a print mistake, some of these ads are hilarious.

In the spirit of the tonight show, here are 15 classified ads that shouldn’t have been printed.

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You guys know that I will always have a place for Japanese Television shows in my heart.  In fact, they are by far my favorite form of Television entertainment.   However, zee Germans certainly entertain us in the form of women.

So when you take three women and have them perform charades on a show called “Extreme Activity,” it’s interesting to say the least.

I have no idea what these women are saying.  I will never care what these women are saying.  I just know that I could watch this show for at least 6 hours.

Oh Cecilia!  I’m down on me knees.  I’m begging you please to come home to me…and shower me with nudity, delight, compassion and make me your utter slave.  Is that how the song goes?  Well if Garfunkel weren’t gay and he saw Cecilia Capriotti, I’m sure the song might have a shot at getting rewritten.

Are you kidding me people?  Seriously are you kidding me?  There’s just no way I could ever live in Italy and be a married man.  My pseudo wife is reading this right now and is nautious.  Don’t worry honey!  I’ll be “ready” in the next room.

Aw, I inserted a private joke in there.  I hope Cecilia doesn’t find out.  If she does and gets made at least the pictures after the jump will comfort me.

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OMG!  He’s so sexy!

You guys know how on the major social networks you can insert a “mood” for yourself?  Well, Mikey is “ready to bang.”  Isn’t that special?   The question I have is….who in the world is ready to bang Mikey?

Because if it’s anyone, then I’m seriously going to have to reconsider keeping my face the way it is.  I figure adding some douche makeup, losing 60 lbs and making ab flex pictures in the mirror with my cell phone will do the trick.

P.S.  Mikey can blow himself( I mean not literally, I wish I could do that).

Yay!

Apparently some major league scouts were on a Dominican Republic Mission trip over the summer to find new talent.  Amongst that talent was the kid you see above.  Rumor has it he kept saying that he was Sammy Sosa.  And that begs the question, where is good old Sammy Sosa these days anyway?

For the life of me I have no idea.   But I did manage to come across two types of pictures I happened to enjoy.  The first one is located here.   It’s from a random Spring Break album located on Webshots.  What makes it significant is that the caption on the picture reads “Sammy Sosa before he got all creepo on us.”

The second on is a picture taken with his wife.  Man she is hot.

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I’m gonna go on the record and say that I think I’m a reasonably smart guy.  Compared to most of the schmucks out there I’ll have to admit that I can probably take on many people from a mental standpoint.  But that doesn’t mean that I don’t realize that when it comes to attractive women that I turn into a complete moron.

And nothing makes me dumber than when I see an attractive female washing a car.  Yes it’s the suds.  Yes it’s the bubbles.  Damnet it’s everything.  So ladies, if you ever want to make me your complete and utter slave, just hold a bikini car wash and I will more than likely become a total schmuck like those I just spoke of.

Enjoy this fun little gallery of sexy ladies at the car wash.

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Even simply reading the term Pentacostalism gives me the willies.   All I have to say is Thank God (pun intended) that the majority of powerful people in this country haven’t let the Pentecostal Church get to them (ahem Sarah Palin).   Are these people serious?  I just can’t believe that they are.

I mean as long as you’re not a complete idiot you can at least take comfort in the fact that these sermons are 100% laughable.  But I’m pretty sure that if you actually ever took these things seriously I would definitely punch you in the face.

Do you think this is how Jesus would have wanted Christianity spread?  Pretty doubtful.

Here are 5 insane pentecostal church videos.

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Yee-haw – Two days ago it was Texas Independence Day! On March 2nd in 1836, the Texas Declaration of Independence was adopted. And 173 years later, the state is still big as hell and going strong.  Congratulations on being the cockiest and one of the hottest girl having states in the nation guys!  Yippeee!

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The Wash

Yes, there’s a skit called “Condomned” – [Collegehumor]

The Khimki dancers are the Russian Laker girls – [Bustedcoverage]

Jessica Gomes has handprints on her breasts – [Holytaco]

Never challenge a mascot to a break dancing contest – [EJB]

Christina Milian Smoking hot in King Magazine – [NS4W] (NSFW Ads)

Utah leads the nation in buying online porn – [Asylum]

Stacy Keibler works a bikini for Australia – [On205th]

Guy jumps his BMX Bike into a pool – [Totally Crap]

Now this is what I call a really weird chick fight – [Flabber]

Madonna knows how to deep throat – [Attuworld]

Top ten cartoons of the 80s – [Gunaxin]

Pole Dancing without humans? – [Tastybooze]

Man watching porn attacked by sword wielding neighbor – [Nextround]

Who actually likes Kim Kardashian? – [DJ Mick]

Funny and offensive snow porn – [Don Chavez]

Vanessa Hudgens makes music bearable – [Celebrity Odor]

Marisa Miller is busting out of that shirt – [Banned in Hollywood]