Mar 05 2009
Click on the photo to see more of Bianca
For those of you know don’t know Bianca Gascoigne, she frequents the UK magazines Loaded and Nuts. All that really means is that she’s extremely busty. But in addition to the cans she possesses, she’s also got a little Britney Spears in her. By that I mean the ability to upskirt.
For more girls you wish upskirted see Uncoached’s Facebook Group
Enjoy the rest of the portfolio
Mar 05 2009
A sturgeon face by slang definition is “the unfortunate turning down of the corners of the lips to signify disdain, chagrin, or pensiveness.” I believe it could be loosely based on the face of the Sturgeon Fish. I happen to agree with this definition, however I’d like to extend it into feelings of power and excitement as well.
Because sometimes when someone is psyched, instead of smiling, they get all amped up and make the sturgeon face. Man I just love when something as pointless as this is talked about.
I’m going to do my best to have an article on constipated faces as well. But for now, here’s 15 pictures of people (ordinary and famous) making the sturgeon face.
Mar 05 2009
I’m sure some of you saw this a few weeks ago, but in case you haven’t I have to admit this thing is way way up there as far as cubicle pranks go.
What amazes me more is the skill that went into this. But it’s not just the skill, it’s the fact that his friends really need to be in a different business.
And what the hell did their boss say about all of this? That might be the best working environment office in history. Too many questions and too few answers here.
Mar 05 2009
There’s not much known on Rocio Nunez except in this description from Maxim. However, the folks over there must be like me because all they talk about is Rocio being draped all over cars and wearing skimpy clothes.
In doing a thorough search on the South American beauty I discovered many pages in Spanish which really didn’t help. What did help however, was knowing my fate in life. And that fate is to eventually get on a plane, leave my future wife, and hunt down Rocio to keep for myself.
Oh I’m just kidding honey! I’ll take a boat.
Pictures after the jump
Mar 05 2009
Let’s give a big round of applause to Sebby. Sebby apparently bleeds money. Is that why he has 7000 pictures bragging about the fact that he’s Puerto Rican?
Congratulations Sebby! You’re not American. That’s awesome. I’m glad your role models are Tony Montana and Jose Reyes. Perhaps you’ll shoot me in the face and then round 2nd base and stretch it into a triple.
Sebby!
Mar 05 2009
Ive decided that I can’t hold out any longer. Sports Illustrated does their thing with the college cheerleaders. ESPN does their thing with the college cheerleaders. Everyone seems to do their thing with the college cheerleaders. Well it’s time for me to as well.
Each week I’ll bring you a lady from a selected college that I think is tasty enough to be up here. You’ll get a bit of background on them and of course, some pictures. So let’s dive in.
Amira attends ASU and will be graduating in 2012.
Mar 05 2009
If you’re into optical illusions then this picture gallery is most certainly for you. Meet the Picasso of Pavement: Julian Beever is an English artist who’s famous for his anamorphic art on the pavements of England, France, Germany, USA, Australia and Belgium.
For those of you unfamiliar with Anamorphic art it is defined as drawings and paintings which appear distorted and almost unrecognizable to the unaided eye. When an anamorphic picture is viewed from a special angle or viewed using an aid, the picture becomes recognizable to the viewer.
In other words, these images are almost like optical illusions which trick the eye into thinking something is one way, when it is in fact another.
These chalk pieces are truly extraordinary.
Mar 05 2009
I’m not going to lie. This is far and away one of the most annoying lists I’ve ever had to assemble. And the reason it was hard is because I didn’t simply take women from sports movies. I mean, yes, I did, however you have to understand I left out a ton of them.
And I did it for a reason. This is a list of actresses who can probably play sports well. That included the ability to play more than one sport and look coordinated while doing so. So bottom line, if an actress looks and throws like a girl, she’s probably not on this list.
Again, coordination plays a big factor here, so women like Hilary Swank and Geena Davis are out. Put it this way, if the girl throws like you would with your opposite hand, then she’s not on this list.
Mar 05 2009
Click on the photo for more of Alison
What a trooper this Alison Preston is. A true New Englander, she danced for the Patriots for three years and then the Celtics for three years. I can only assume her next stop is cheering on the Red Sox. That or Playboy. I’m leaning towards the latter.
For more Playboy types check out Uncoached’s Facebook Group
The Throwdown
What your groceries say about you – [Holy Taco]
The $2 Million Octo Porn Offer – [Funny or Die]
The comprehensive Spring Break bikini guide – [COED Magazine]
The half million dollar shot – [Collegehumor]
I forgot how hot Kimberly Holland is – [Flisted]
The inner workings of the bro brain – [The Sublime Blog]
the smell of farts might be an aphrodisiac – [Asylum]
Mom will be proud of the “dirtiest girl in porn” award – [Attuworld]
Our sexiest news reporter takes it to the soccer field – [Flabber]
Charles Barkley drunk dials David Stern – [The Bachelor Guy]
Si Swimsuit models in HD – [Gunaxin]
20 great quotes about sex – [Banned in Hollywood]
The Ultimate compilation of pogo stick fails – [Nextround]
I didn’t know that cheerleaders could be loaned – [Don Chavez]
Now this is how you win a talent show – [Afrojacks]
Woman calls 911 because of lack of McNuggets – [Blog of Hilarity]
Nice pictures of Ada Nicodemou – [DJ Mick]
