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I’m pretty sure the chick on the left is my favorite girl of this entire week.  I mean we’re talking seven full days of staring at hotness and she gets to be my number one.  Whoever you are Swedish lady, know that you are my number one.    Good lord I need to move to Sweden.

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Sure let’s just hang off a really tall building.  Yay!

Look, I’m for adventure.  I love pushing life and doing things that gets that adrenaline pumping.  Maybe someday I’ll get up the strength to skydive.  Personally skydiving, while I’m sure is amazing, is just dumb.  I mean the core definition of the damned thing is jumping out of a plane.

But we humans will always push ourselves.  It’s simply our nature.  Unfortunately it’s also our nature to be fleeting idiots.  But that’s fine.  Because if it weren’t for stupidity and curiosity we wouldn’t have these rides I’m about to share.

Here are some pictures of some damned scary rides.

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I’m telling you right now, it’s impossible not to laugh.   Well it is possible to get pissed when you really think about it.  Some people actually buy into this crap.

Eh, it’s still funny as all hell.   The best part is “I Love You.”

So here is this chick, Jessie Shannon.  If you can somehow get into her Myspace Profile, you will be in for a treat.  At least that’s what I think considering I don’t have access.  And I have to say this.  And I mean it in the sweetest of sincerity.  I’ve never seen someone look more fit to be a pornstar than Jessie Shannon.

And Jessie, I’m sure you are a sweetheart but even you have to know how badass of a look you have.  It just screams 2 on 1.  Well maybe not just that.  Maybe it screams biker girl, or shot girl.  Or maybe it screams MENSA member.  Who the hell knows.

Whatever Jessie screams, it’s most certainly something extremely sexy.

More of Jessie after the jump

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See the picture above?  Want to know what the caption is in Steve’s Profile?  “im on my fidididid fly shit”

Let’s take a moment to analyze fidididid fly shit.  OK maybe let’s not.  Would you feel comfortable using that term?  Neither would I.  Perhaps we should get Steve together with this guy.

Ah yes, and there’s something I’m pretty sure Steve has forgotten during his travels.  Steve, you’re white dude.  (By the way Steve, I have to admit from your pictures, that your life looks pretty damned awesome.  You lucky bastard.  Still a tool though).

White!

You might be wondering what these two extremely handsome gentlemen have in common.  Well, it’s that on this day, March 6th, they were brought into this world to do their own thing.

On the one hand, Shaq was brought on this planet to be a gigantic fellow to dominate the NBA in a way no center has since Wilt Chamberlain.  It was also to appear on a Fu Shnickens album and to make fun of Kobe Bryant.

On the other hand you have this other dude.  Some guy they call Natty.  He was brought on this earth to be miserable for 26 years until he met his future wife and decided that writing about desiring women he’d never get and weird things would be a good way to make a living.

While our paths have been quite separate, Shaq Fu and I will always share this day.

Shaq turns 37 today, and I turn the big three O!  Jesus my life is all down hill from here isn’t it….damnet.

*Oh, and the guitarist and singer from Pink Floyd, David Gilmour turns 62.  Happy birthday buddy!

Mother nature and evolution has taught us many things,  but one of the most important lessons up to date is the ability of us to adapt to our surroundings.  Not only is it important to our survival, but it helps us not look like jackasses when entertaining company.

Whether it’s throwing a dinner party or simply sitting in on a meeting, it’s always helpful for us to act the part.  And to do so, we “alter” ourselves.  Well, animals must do the same thing.  Only for them, it’s about survival, period.

Some animals look like trees so they can feed on their pray.  And some animals look like snow so they can be left alone while they try to sleep.  That or to avoid a bullet to the head.

Whatever the case, some animals have an amazing ability to camouflage themselves; here are 15 great examples

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I decided to take an article out of the archives just in case any of you may have missed it in the past.   I’ve added some minor changes. 

Sometimes songs just seem to fit a movie. For example, it’s obvious that one would use the song “Singing in the Rain” in a movie where the guy is actually singing and it’s actually raining.

However, some movies play a song and you think to yourself, “Dude, what the hell is going on here?” and you just can’t fathom why the song has been used. However, after thinking about it you realize how disturbing, yet indescribably appropriate the use of that song was.

Here are my picks (in no particular order) for the 10 most out of place songs that work really well in movies

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Click on the photo for an excellent pole dance fail

I’m pretty sure I’ll never get tired of this pole dancing fail phenomenon that is sweeping across the web.  You get sex appeal and laughter all in one.  Rarely do you see them at actual strip clubs though.  That’s why the link above is fairly special.  You know what else is special?  Me.  I am special.  At least that’s what my button in first grade told me.

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The Funbag

There’s nothing Mellow about Sheila Mello – [Holytaco]

Another edition of Hotties in the wild! – [Doubleviking]

The Sexy ladies of the Geneva motor show make me happy – [Totally Crap]

Anybody feel like taking an anal cruise? – [The Sublime Blog]

For the record, Kristen Bell is still hot as hell – [Usemycomputer]

The Top 5 Worst Terrell Owens moments – [Spike]

You are the winner of the Ms. Nude Pageant – [Asylum]

The Victoria’s Secret swimsuit catalog is here! – [FHM]

An Amazingly funny pogo stick fail – [Gorillamask]

These drawings would definitely fail the pervert test – [EJB]

The A-Rod pre steroid tapes – [Atom]

We must learn more about Sandra Coias – [On205th]

Now this is a sexy picdump – [Attuworld] (Some NSFW Pics)

Crip Walking fail on a treadmill? – [Flabber]

Epic Prank at Maryland/Wake Game – [Next Round]

A Tribute to discontinued cereals – [Gunaxin]

This is the best AnnaLynne McCord Picture ever – [Tastybooze]