According to Anthony’s Profile, he “lives the life of a celebrity.”

Funny, according to the picture above I’d say he lives the live of an Oompa Loompa.

Bang Bang!

She recently gave birth to eight kids, so maybe she’ll end up having an equal number of PR flacks. Victor Munoz, the latest rep for octuplets mom Nadya Suleman, has told Usmagazine.com that he’s resigned. And while no one’s exactly accused Suleman of good judgment lately, she can probably do better than a publicist who offers up these choice quotes along with news of his resignation: “It’s pretty much a free-for-all over there right now. They are freaking out … Nadya got real greedy. This woman is nuts.” Munoz is the second publicist to leave the octo-nest; an earlier rep quit after her firm received a slew of hate mail.

Alright let’s go over some major points about Nadya shall we?

A.  Is she attractive?  Not even remotely so I’m really not sure why anyone really cares at this point.

B.  Is she going to do a porn movie?  Doesn’t seem likely so why are we still talking about her?  And anyway, let’s go back to point A.  If she did make a porn, I’d probably puke anyway.

C.  She had 8 babies.  Yeah?  And?  I get it.  It’s an amazing feat.  OK.  Put in her Guinness and let’s call it a day.  There’s really nothing else to talk about.

D.  Does she not look like a tranny?  I think she does

So that’s my two cents on the whole Nadya Suleman thing.  OK, let’s get back to business here shall we?

After all those amazing pictures of Anna Lynne McCord came out a few day ago (don’t worry that one’s in here), I decided that my mind has been very focused on women’s mouths lately.  Call me crazy but it’s just a fun area to think about.  And let’s not kid ourselves.  We men are constantly scanning and always staring when a hot chick puts something into her mouth.

Whether it’s ice cream, a banana, or even some kind of weird lollipop, I’m always a huge fan of hot celebrities showing us a small glimpse of what their skills are.

So without further delay, may I present great moments in sexy celebrities with food in their mouths

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Ever since I saw the Mary Poppins horror trailer I’ve always been on the lookout for awesome re-cut trailers.   While I’m not sure any will match that one, or the comedy one for The Shining, there have been some great mashups out there.  You gotta love when Brokeback Mountain came out and there were dozens of Brokeback re-cuts.

And for some reason I’ve been in an 80s comedy movie kind of mood lately.  With that said I thought I’d poke around Youtube to see if there were any comedy trailers turned non-comedy that would be worth sharing.

Turns out there were 10.   Most of them are horror with a couple of action thrown in.  I hope you enjoy.

P.S.  I think The Christmas Story  and Pee Wee’s Big Adventure trailers are amazing.

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Well hello there children!  How are we this Monday?  Still hungover?  Still thinking about what you shouldn’t have done this past weekend?  It’s OK, you have all day to think about it.  And by the time Wednesday rolls around you’ll be thinking of more ways to ruin  yourself.  As for myself, I’m just glad it’s another case of the Mondays.  I don’t mind Mondays.  I get to be back with all of you.

For more Monday babes check out Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Madness

Hottest girls of the big ten companion post – [Bustedcoverage]

The lovely platinum blond body of Kristen Gorano – [Gorillamask]

The oldest rocker alive is 120-years-old – [Doubleviking]

Video of the Day: The Vibrator Recall – [Flisted]

We are more likely to help people who resemble us – [Asylum]

The Office: The Musical – [Collegehumor]

Is Teri Hatcher a snatcher? – [Cityrag]

The Top ten high street honeys – [FHM]

The Japanese Version of packed lunches – [Attuworld]

The Hottest ladies of all of last week – [Flabber]

Redheads are crazy and sometimes sexy – [DJ Mick]

Anna Kournikova loves to play with balls – [Don Chavez]

One man’s endowment….for the arts – [Atom]

Let’s not forget about the other hottie in Watchmen, Carla Gugino – [Gunaxin]

Creating the ultimate father with Alec Baldwin characters – [Regretful Morning]

How to deal with tests from women – [Bullzeye]

Megan Fox makes glasses look good – [Celebridiot]

Remember my gallery on Sturgeon faces a few days ago?  Well it just so happens that Jim Leyritz must have been thinking about those faces back in September of 2008.  I’m guessing because the Yankees were sucking ass not being in the playoffs.

My question however is this.  Is this not the best sturgeon face you’ve seen on an ex Yankee? And is it coincidence there’s a cop near him in this picture?  Only fitting considering Leyritz was more than likely going to get into his car drunk that night.

Leyritz going to hell.  But before that, jail, for a very very long time.

Total scumbag.

Look, I know how amazing everything thinks Muhammad Ali is.  And I know all the arguments are pretty much down the drain for Tyson being one of the best ever.

However, when Tyson was in his prime could anyone beat the guy?  I don’t think so.  Not even Ali.

We could argue about this for decades.  Bottom line, people say the competition was so much weaker for Tyson?  Maybe, maybe not.  Fighters were scared shitless of Tyson.  Not sure if means they were skilled or not. But a scared fighter isn’t good no matter what.

Spinks showed it most in this particular fight.

I still think in his prime, Tyson was the best fighter ever.  You can quote me on that.

All you have to do is look at the following quote and you’ll know exactly why Gemma Merna is gracing my Saturday selection:  “My Boobs are hard to control!  They have a mind of their own!”  And yes, those two exclamation points were put in by Gemma herself.

For those of you who don’t know Gemma, she’s British and starred in some show Hollyoaks which she actually won a Best Comedy performance award at the British Soap Opera awards in 2007.

So she’s got that going for her…which is nice.  Well that and her out of control boobs.

For more of those check out pics after the jump

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It’s the weekend!  I’m both hungover and depressed right now.  I turned 30 yesterday.  I’m assuming it’s all downhill from here.  All I can look forward to is making unlimited amounts of money from total bullshit that I come up with, being a father, and eventually becoming an alcoholic.  Eh, maybe life ain’t too bad.

For more not too bad stuff see Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Wash

A tribute to hot girls in pigtails – [Holytaco]

The complete drunk athlete photo index – [COED Magazine]

Check out the Watchmen Saturday morning cartoon! – [Gorillamask]

The Spring Training vs. Spring Break debate – [Extramustard]

Pornstar Sophia Rossi calls Pat Burrell immature – [Bustedcoverage]

Vanilla Ice Apologizes – [Collegehumor]

It’s been a while since I’ve seen a gallery of Keeley Hazell – [Usemycomputer]

I’m going to use the name Marta Leite Castro more often  – [The Sublime Blog]

Alyssa Milano loves to show it off – [Cityrag] (NSFW cover ups)

You know you’re in redneck country when – [Kontraband]

Ana Ferreira is a great representative of Portugal – [On205th]

Jannelle Priego is the X Rated Version of Shakira – [Flisted]

The NBA’s worst 68 contracts – [Scoresreport]

Slumdog Double Dare – [EJB]

I like when Penelope Cruz gets sexy – [Cameltap]

Emanuelle Chriqui is too hot not to post – [Celebrity Odor]

The 10 Hottest Superhero movie babes – [Manofest]

I think it’s safe to say this guy likes boobs – [Blog of Hilarity]

Holly Valance Arena Magazine shoot – [DJ Mick]