And believe me if it were just the phrase “locked in a glass cage” I wouldn’t mind.  But of course, in this dude’s profile it says “LoCKeD iN a GlaSs CaGe WEarin BraSs KNucKles!”

Honest question guys.  Do I even need to write anything else?  It would be a completely futile effort wouldn’t it?  Yes, it would.

Brass Knuckles.  What a putz

Given Kurt Warner’s new contract, it’s seems to be getting more and more grim for Matt Leinart.  Will another Heisman quarterback go down the crapper in the NFL?  For Matt Leinart, I believe this will be the case.  If there’s one guy in the NFL who’s probably longing for the days of college, it’s gotta be Mr. Leinart.

And in case some of you didn’t see these pictures, Leinert was spotted outside of a gym with Tom Brady about a week ago.  Matt was walking his bulldog and while no one knows what they were talking about I’d have to assume Brady was giving him career advice and mentioned dog walking as a possible fit.

Good luck Matt.  I’m sure all the spaniels and dobermans will be very happy with your services.

If there’s one type of commercial I miss, it’s liquor commercials.  Most people past the mid to late 90′s don’t remember this, but liquor commercials actually used to be on during the day.  Not only that, they used to really mix it up with some weird stuff.

Like you’d see liquor commercials but mixed with sports.  Nowadays all liquor and alcoholic commercials mostly come on past 8PM and always seem to feature people out on the town.  And you always get the “drink responsibly” thing.  Not that I condone drunk driving.  I’m far from it.

But somehow I think it takes away from the commercials.  They just don’t make commercials like the ones I’m sharing anymore.  And if they do, they’re made in Europe.

Here are 10 solid booze ads classified by type of booze.

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I’ve seen about 100 articles dedicated to the ugly players in the NBA.   In fact, I’m pretty sure I’ve done one myself.  However, I believe I’m quite secure in my own manhood that I can admit when a man is handsome.  In fact I’ll go as far as to say “damn, that guy is pretty handsome” from time to time.

Oh come on guys!  You can’t tell me that Taye Diggs doesn’t make you all tingly.  OK maybe he doesn’t but the dude is still good looking.  With that said, while we’re years ahead of slick dudes like Michael Jordan and Dominique Wilkins (and Larry Bird?  No), the National Basketball Assocation does have its fair share of good looking guys.

So without further delay, may I present my best effort at compiling the 10 most handsome current players in the NBA.

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Click on the photo for a great Anna Nicole Vid

I must admit.  I haven’t thought of Anna Nicole Smith in a while.  She was without a doubt one of my favorite women of all time.  Hell, she still is.  People forget how amazing she looked in her prime.  She was just…power.  That’s the word I’d use.  Obviously it went downhill but when she had that Marilyn Monroe thing going on, she was unstoppable.

For more power chicks go to Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Tips

Being 5 foot 1 with a rack like that is really unfair – [COED Magazine]

The Best MLB Party boat ever (hot chicks) – [Bustedcoverage]

Abbey Diaz specializes in one thing:  really hot pictures – [Doubleviking]

The most annoying omnipotent beings – [Sublime Blog]

You know the keg stand:  Meet the Thong stand – [Kontraband]

Turns out Sarah Palin was too good looking to win – [Asylum]

Check out this video of a woman vs. an AK47 – [Attuworld]

Forrest Gump in one minute and in one take – [Flabber]

Pamela Anderson brings it – [Cityrag]

Sexiest pictures from the last seven days – [Nuts] (Link to NSFW)

Too f#$%ing back if Facebook hurt your feelings – [Atom]

Drunk Japanese guy narrates Mario Land – [Collegehumor]

Top 10 Superhero Alter Egos we’d rather be – [Spike]

5 Questions with but more importantly a gallery of Tricia Helfer – [The Bachelor Guy]

Beyonce looking uncomfortable in NY – [Celebridiot]

Amanda Bynes is drunk again!  Yippee! – [Tastybooze]

Probably the best water slide you’ll ever see – [EJB]

Click on the photo for more of Melanie Brown

Yes, it’s Melanie B from The Spice Girls.  Sure she was known as Scary Spice, but let us not forget she has one damned fine rack.  Not to mention she’s a very good looking woman.  I would tell her to do what I want, what I really really want.  I really want a?  I really want a?

For more girls I want go to Uncoached’s Facebook Group

Enjoy the rest of the portfolio

This is why I’m convinced that most children on earth aren’t human.  You’ve got the teletubbies.  You’ve got clowns.  Am I missing something?  How are the children of the world embracing these things?  And then there’s this whole other animal out there:  Ventriloquist dummies.   Every single time I see one of these things I get the willies.

And let’s not forget something else.  Isn’t just the art of ventriloquism kind of nasty in itself?  Think about it.  You’re shoving your hand inside a body’s back and moving your hands around to control its parts?  Isn’t that a bit perverted and disgusting?

I don’t know man.  Children are amazing.  I’m convinced they don’t turn “human” until they discover members of the opposite sex.  If you’re telling me you’re not scared of the pictures I’m about to show you, I don’t believe you.  That or you’re not human.

People who deny the existence of robots might be robots themselves – Robot insurance

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Sam Kinison was many things in his day, but to me he’ll always be Professor Turgeson in Back To School.  This was an incredible scene from an incredibly underrated movie from the 80s.

When you have Burt Young, William Zabka, and the line “Say hello to my longfellow” all in the same movie, there’s just no chance it could possibly be bad.

Here’s to ageless freshmen.

OK there are cool hot chicks and there are cool, hot, and tough chicks.  Lee Ann Liebenberg is in the rare breed of having the hotness gene and the badass gene.  This girl has been performing stunts since the age of 10…yes 10.

Back in 1993 she was in some movie called Yankee Zulu where she played a double for the character Rowena.   You might also remember her from the 1999 classic Shark Attack where she played Woman in the bikini.

Lee Ann also says that every woman should know “how to change a tire and how to fall in love without losing yourself.”  Yeah whatever that means.

More of Lee Ann after the jump

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