I know most of the time I post the run of the mill douchebag types.  However, today I just felt like putting someone up who I felt was awesome.

I don’t know why I like this little son of a bitch.  I just do.  I think it’s because it says he’s 19 in his Myspace Profile and the kid is clearly like 11 or 12.  That and the fact he has a picture of some hot chick which reads “My favorite…I love you Debra.”

Debra, give the kid a chance.

Nicholas!

Samantha Knapp is a Local 6 news reporter who will go the extra mile to get the story first and more importantly, get it right!  While at WJCL in Savannah, Ga., Knapp developed a franchise for “Crimestoppers” with the help of local police and the Crimestoppers Bureau.”We did deep investigations into unsolved murders and helped breathe new life into supposedly cold cases,” says Knapp.Besides working in Savannah, Knapp has also reported for stations in Indianapolis, Providence, Hartford and most recently WEYI-TV in Flint, Mich.

You might be wondering why the hell I’m posting this woman.  Well first of all, she’s attractive.  Second of all, it’s my goal to find every single hot reporter out there, notify ESPN about her, and then contact the people at Playboy.

It’s a four step process.  I figure I can somehow collect the names of 100 reporters and get jobs for 5 of them at ESPN or any major network for that matter.  Secondly, this will get them the publicity they deserve.   Thirdly, after enough time they may succumb to a bikini shot or a sultry commercial.  And then finally one of them decides to pose for Playboy. It may take a few years but my experiment would be a success.

I think it’s well worth my time.

Don’t you wish you were in a place where a lot of this was going on?

It’s that time of year ladies and gentlemen.  Hell this is the time of year I’d even consider watching MTV.   That’s right it’s Spring Break time.  Too bad I just turned 30.  I’m pretty sure that means my window of potentially going to a Spring Break and “pulling it off” is completely over.

You can hang at 26, even 28.  But once you push 30 shaving your beard doesn’t cut it anymore.  It’s a shame because the only female kissing I’ll be seeing in person from now on will more than likely be on television.  That or when my future wife comes around to the idea of a threesome.

Well, like I say: dare to dream.  And in the meantime,  I’ve assembled a wonderful collection of Spring Break galleries for your viewing pleasure.  I’m sure it will both astonish you and piss you off at the same time.

Check out the galleries after the jump

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Dude just go buy a can of dogfood

The Spanish are crazy enough running from bulls in narrow streets every single year.   And not only that, taking bulls on in the middle of an entire stadium (which by the way is the dumbest thing ever) is a bit insane.  But apparently getting horn butted in the ass and stabbed in the cajones isn’t enough of a thrill for these people.

The Rapa das bestas is an ancient festival in Galicia, Spain.  And by the title of this article, you guessed it: horse wrestling. 

People gather all the untamed horses in a corral, where men and women of all ages wrestle them to the ground with their bare hands to cut their manes and tales out and brand them. This fiesta goes on for about three days starting the first Saturday of July.

Two things:

One: three days?  Are you kidding me?   And two:  Doesn’t Rapa Das Bestas seem like it’d translate into “Rape of Beasts?”

Pictures of this insanity after the jump

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Click on the photo for more of Patricia

Has anyone here ever heard of Patricia Silveira?  Neither have I.  She’s a Brazilian model hailing from Sau Paulo know for most notably appearing in some Girl Magazine in 2002.  Other than that, I’d like to have sexy time with her.  And in another other than that, I’m feeling a bit bloated today.  Actually I’m not but I wanted to see what it was like to be a girl for a moment.

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The Wash

Dan Patrick goes snuggy on Erin Andrews – [Bustedcoverage]

Police officers getting a little rough with Latino driver – [Totally Crap]

Facebook playa might be the worst guy on earth – [The Sublime Blog]

Worst action scene ever (and this movie won an Oscar) – [EJB]

This is why Terminators transport naked – [Collegehumor]

Get a load of the juicy Jessica Gomes – [Kontraband]

Did you know that humans can smell fear? – [Asylum]

More wonderful pictures of Miss Universe – [NS4W] (NSFW Ads)

Jessica Biel as Jessica Rabbit – [Attuworld]

What in the world is the windsurf rap? – [Flabber]

Katy Perry looking sexy as usual in a photoshoot – [Usemycomputer]

A Beyonce remix video with kittens – [Cityrag]

Chest a minute, it’s Bar Rafaeli – [DJ Mick]

Former college ball player has a very dirty picture account – [Don Chavez]

15 Very strange themed restaurants – [Gunaxin]

Teh 12 Best Ever Dad moments and lessons learned – [Nextround]

Top ten things Chuck Norris has ever done – [The Angry T]

Click on the photo for more of Lucy Pinder

Every time I shuffle my deck of “who’s in my fave five of hot chicks” one girl always makes it in there:  Lucy Pinder.  And if I’m every questioning if she’s my number one, any picture will put her back up there.  Even the one above which was taken at the 2009 Children’s Champion awards.

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Enjoy the rest of the portfolio

For those of you Northeastern folks in the U.S. (myself included) there’s always some kind storm warning or “big one” every year isn’t there?  We’re always worried about some major blizzard.  And don’t get me wrong, we get blizzards.  But here in Manhattan they only seem to last a day.  It’s not that I’m complaining.

It’s that other places in the world get it far worse than us.  Hell, other states in the U.S. get it far worse than us.  Scratch that, even our own state gets it worse than us!  Look at Buffalo.  Are you kidding me?  You just don’t hear about it because it’s standard.

Well, I highly doubt we’ll have one of these any time soon.  Back in 2005, the entire Lake Geneva froze over.  But it wasn’t just the lake.  The aftermath affected an entire town.

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I guess this would be considered the most not safe for work video I’ve ever posted.  However, given that there’s a bottle involved I’m 99% sure this is totally allowed.  It’s kind of like if you show a penis that is flaccid you can get an R rating for a movie, but if you show anything more than flaccid it immediately turns to X or even XXX.   Funny how the rating system works.

Whatever, this is no more obscene than Maria Sharapova and her banana.   In any event, this is a video from Madonna’s Truth or Dare documentary where she shows her “skills.”  I think this would have been at the height when most men wanted to hit it.  That or when she wore rubber band earrings.

Here’s a little tidbit taken from her Myspace Profile

Ask my friends and they will tell you I’m a complete dork. I believe success is the best revenge! I look forward to meeting my soul mate and continuing my beautiful family. I won’t allow myself to be anything less than the ideal woman. I date like a man because I refuse to get played like a bitch. I often cry in bed and while listening to music.

Bottom line is that this girl is single, a mother, is 21, has the last name Venus, and is incredibly attractive.  She’s also 5’2 and 98 pounds.  Good God. Maria, I have to tell you that I’m not wealthy, though something tells me you don’t care about that.  But if I could provide for anyone in this world (other than my future wife), it would be you sweetheart.

Honey?  You wouldn’t mind if Maria stayed with us for a while would you?

More of Ms. Venus after the jump

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