Man, you really gotta love profiles like this one.   There’s basically no information.  It says this little spec of dust is 21 years old and has an income of 75K-100K.    Apparently there are no friends on there.

Yet somehow there are eight precious pictures of this guy looking like nothing more than a  piece of my worse lint ball from a dirty, bloody laundry.

That was the worst attempt at a metaphor I’ve ever used…ever.  Still doesn’t change the fact that this dude sucks.

Marissa!

For any of you golf enthusiasts out there, you may have been interested to to see latest goings on at the Chicago Golf Show a few weeks back.  But it wasn’t the show a few weeks back that drew my attention.

It was last year’s show.  The one and only John Daly made an appearance and boy did he make a fine entrance.  Daly rolled up to the stage in the Rolls Royce of golf carts.

I would give anything to see him strolling around that thing in a tournament with a keg of beer on his side.  I love this guy.  Though I’m still worried about his health.

We need more Hooters pictures of this guy.

You know how some parents are just completely inappropriate with their babies?  Let us take for example, this father of the year article I posted a while back.  I mean it’s funny as hell to look at these pictures, but you would never think of actually doing these things to your child….or would you?

Along the same lines as actions done with a baby is the clothes you put on a baby.  If there’s one area where I’d be totally flexible, it’s putting ridiculous T-shirts on my child.  Look, they’ll never remember having them on and you’ll be the talk of the town.

I say why the hell not.  At least your not physically putting your kid at risk.  With that said here are the first 10 shirts I plan on buying my unborn baby.

(NSFW Language below)

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There is a word and a phrase that don’t often go together.  And yes, you may have guessed it:  “busty” and “female athlete.”  And who can blame ‘em?  It’s just not easy to be a great female athlete and carry all that weight around up top.

Which is why we have to appreciate those women who have what we disgusting men think about 1000 times a day: a woman’s upper torso region just below the face.  So while these woman are busting ass in their respected sport, they’re also looking quite sexy off the field.

Here are 10 of the bustiest female athletes.

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Click on the photo for more Playboy Golf

Nothing says fun in a down economy when you’ve lost everything like throwing away a couple thousand dollars for a foursome to golf and have Playboy chicks frolicking around the course.  That’s just how I want to go down with this economy.  That or running around times square naked. We’ll see which comes first.

For more Playboy types check out Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Throwdown

Just in case you missed the asses of Tuesday – [COED Magazine]

Britney Spears looking half decent in Miami bikini – [Totally Crap]

Inappropriate Direct HD commercials – [College Humor]

Lindsey Strutt gives it a strut in Nuts – [Sublime Blog]

Vida Guerra decided to take her bust out – [Spike]

Major fart at a city council meeting – [EJB]

25 Reasons why we don’t need Girls Gone Wild – [Asylum]

This doesn’t exactly look like a run ride – [Flabber]

Boy is this a weird Asian ritual – [Attuworld]

This is the luckiest guy in the world – [FHM]

A warning for all campers: watch out for bears – [DJ Mick]

An incredible 90 foot buzzer beater – [Don Chavez]

Fantasy Baseball preview of the outfielders – [Scoresreport]

Natalie Marie’s breasts might explode – [HGOM]

You might as well get drunk on art – [The Bachelor Guy]

Barbie’s 50th birthday and more women objectification – [Blog of Hilarity]

Mariah Carey makes eggs – [Cityrag]

Click on the photo for more of Queen Esther

I’ve actually written about Ms. Esther before.  A few times actually.  She is a female that would simply “take over.”  There’s just no two buts about it.  She’s filled with tattoos and has skunked hair.  That’s just a recipe for disaster.  I’m pretty sure it would take me at least a year to get tired of her.

For more “year” girls go to Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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I would say that one of my least favorite things to see is a car that’s parked in two spots.  Even worse than that is seeing a really crappy car that’s taking up two spots.  It’s one thing if it’s a Ferrari and you know the guy is protecting his territory.  Then again, that’s grounds for me keying your Ferrari, but that’s besides the point.

Because after taking a look at the pictures I’m about to share, it would appear that parking in two spaces would be a an absolutely joy to see compared to this crap.  I mean sure, if you’re in a rush, I get it.  But parking on top of another car?  I think that’s pushing it a bit.

Here’s a fun collection of really horrible parking jobs

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It was October 24th, 1987 and Hulkamania was certainly running wild.  I was all but 8 years old and somewhat still under the impression that Pro Wrestling was real.

Little did I know that the Ultimate Warrior would absolutely explode onto the scene.  But when he lifted guys above his head like that, you knew something special had come around….even if it meant his penis would shrink…a lot.

Man was this guy intense.  Who the hell was Terry Gibbs?

I couldn’t possibly think of a better role for Marlene Favela than to be an actress.  She’s got that perfect face for the over dramatic soap opera stuff you see on Univision.   Currently she’s on the hit TV novella Zorro.  And as you’ll see below I have a picture of her with a mask on.

Does this not make you think of a porn scene where the chick is wearing a mask?  What’s up with that fetish these days huh?  Do we really like girls in masks?  If they’re hot, why cover their faces?  I guess it’s for the not so attractive girls?  Eh, whatever.  There will be a new fetish every single day until the day I die.

Well today, my new fetish is the Favela fetish.

More pictures after the jump

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