All I know is that his name is Tucker.  Not much on his profile other than the few pictures I will be sharing with you.  But oh how pictures tell the story.

Two things to note.  First off, Tucker might own the worst jacket in the history of man.  Second of all, I can’t believe how unbelievably hardcore this guy is while posing with Smirnoff and Tropicana.

I guess that’s what all the badasses are doing these days.  Well that and faking drinking Grey Goose.

Tucker Minimus!

The Year was 1984 and Georgetown was at the height of its success.  Patrick Ewing was lottery bound and President Reagan was one of the most beloved political figures our country had seen in a while.  Naturally putting the two together for a ridiculous picture like this must have seemed plausible.

In actuality it was a picture of Reagan, Ewing and Ewing’s coach John Thompson that wound up making the cover of Sports Illustrated back in November of 1984.

Still though, this picture reminds us all of one thing.  Just when you think you’ve seen it all, you see a pseudo homoerotic picture of the sweatiest player in NBA history and the President of the United States.

You guys have heard me praise Rachael Ray before.  And I must give all praise to the Food Network.  They’ve keyed into something that I believe most of the world has keyed into a long long time ago:  just put up hot chicks and they will come.

I admit it.  I love to cook.  I’m a huge fan of cooking.  But it’s not all that fun to watch cooking shows with guys or even old ladies hosting the shows.  If I’m gonna learn to cook a roast, I want the perky voice of a Rachel Ray or the sexy body of a Cat Cora showing me the way.

With that said, here are the 7 hottest women in food television.

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Timothy Frye is a walk on guard playing for the University of Pittsburgh Panthers team.  And yet again we have a player who I’m guessing figures “hell if I’m not gonna play much on the court, I might as well get after it off the court.”

I’m just waiting for the day that I can get one of the top players in the nation caught with some lewd pictures.  However, one would think that a player for the best team in the nation might want to calm down a bit.

Apparently not.  After all, Tim is definitely using his collegiate athlete status to the best of his abilities.  Who can blame the guy?

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Click on the photo for more Katy Perry’s action

I still can’t get over the importance of breasts in this world.  It’s astonishing to me how far a woman’s career can grow just by growing these to beloved assets.  Zero chance Katy Perry would be this famous without those honkers.  There’s just no way.  What a world.  What a world.

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The Funbag

You Might think twice about working at Caterpillar – [Holytaco]

America’s Hottest College girl of 2009 is here – [College Humor]

Elsa Benitez drives me up the wall with her body – [The Sublime Blog]

The Extreme Biathalon:  See it to believe it – [Kontraband]

New York is proposing a stripper tax – [Spike]

Do me a favor and wax my ass please – [Totally Crap]

Much needed advice from sexy breakfast foods – [Atom]

A wonderful batch of sexy covers – [Asylum]

Woman injured in power sex toy encounter – [Attuworld]

Not your conventional way of playing football – [Flabber]

Mara Darmousli is sexy in Greek Esquire – [Funtasticus]

Heidi Klum sporting the perfect one bra – [Usemycomputer]

Get drunk and watch Lisa Lampanelli – [Gunaxin]

Are you a boob guy or a FUPA guy?  – [The Bachelor Guy]

Screw Evite, it’s time for Manvite – [Tastybooze]

Eva Longoria’s 100 Sexiest pics – [DJ Mick]

Those Zany Japanese are at it again – [Don Chavez]

Click on the photo for more of Krystal

Many sites including this one have posted Krystal Forscutt more than once.  In fact many have poster her at least 5-10 times.  And there’s good reason.  But I have to point out how special a privilege that is.  Almost like being the host of Saturday Night Live.  Given the abundance of hot women out there, to make up here more than once, you should be honored.

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I’ve never been to Europe.  I know I know.  I have to get my ass over there.  I foolishly didn’t do the month trip with a few friends after college thing.  So in the last 8 years I’ve been thinking about ways to get there.  I figure if I write an extra day of posting each week that’ll give me 52 days of free time after a year.  At that point, I’ll make the trek.

Because in my eyes, you can’t do Europe in a week.  And if you try, you’ll be a sucker tourist with zero time to relax.  So if there’s one stop I have to make, it’s Italy.  You all already know how I feel about Italian women.   That part is a given.

But of all the places to visit in Europe I always hear of Italy ranking the top of the list.  I also hear of Spain and Greece.

Anyway, here are 20 great pictures of Italy reinforcing my stance on wanting to go there.

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I’m speechless and I think I need at least a year off now.

I think this will go down as my “photo of the year”

Cindy Taylor was born in 1977 and is a fashion model, actor, and television host.  You may have recently seen her on the USA series Burn Notice.  Also, if you’ve seen Wedding Crashers (since it’s been on TBS 100 times this month) you might have caught her for a few seconds as just another hot chick in that hot chick montage.

But more importantly, Cindy is from Paraguay which automatically makes her tops in my book.  There’s only one negative to this woman.  And I must say it’s a big one.  Cindy is a smoker.  I detest cigarettes.

I will say this though.  Cindy could put her cigarette out on my left ball and I would be 100% OK with it as long as she let me touch her tushy.

More of Cindy after the jump

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