I’m going to start doing a picture of the week starting today.  The question of the week is starting to bore the hell out of me.

So I figured I’d begin this feature with a picture that makes zero sense.  Well unless you frequently have sex with sheep, then this directly applies to you.

Imagine what it takes to actually have a town have to put up a sign like that.  I mean a sign usually warrants a consistent and abundant amount of activity to go up.  Sheep sex is this rampant in that town?   Amazing.

The man might be 37-years-old now.  The man might be slower getting up and down that court.  But if there’s one thing that will never change about Shaquille O’Neal, it’s his amazing presence and humor with the media.

I get the feeling that a lot of this stuff isn’t even on purpose.  He’s just truly the charismatic, outspoken, funny man that he appears to be.

As I said a week ago, he and I have the same birthday.  Yay!

From Fox Sports

Andrew “Test” Martin, a World Wrestling Entertainment star from earlier this decade, was found dead in his Tampa, Fla., apartment Friday night. He was 33 years old.

The cause of death wasn’t immediately known, the Tampa Tribune reported.

Martin worked for WWE from 1998 to 2004 and 2006 to 2007. Martin was thrust into a prominent position from the onset because of his size and muscularity, with the “Test” nickname being short for “testosterone.”

Reason for death unknown huh?  The guy was 6’6 and 280 lbs.  And “Test” was short for testosterone?  I would have to say that at this point autopsies on Pro Wrestlers probably don’t have to be given anymore.

Unless one of these guys jumps off a cliff or gets hit by a car, I think we all know the reasons by now.  And chances are if they jump off a cliff it’s because of the ‘roid rage anyway.

I mean I thought Vince McMahon was going to hell before.  He must be going to some special room they have down there for guys who did the devil’s work as more than just a hobby.  They’re doing it as life’s work.

This is truly sad.

If the girl next door with the fresh face and killer body ignites your passion, Jannelle Priego is going to set your libidos on fire. Jannelle Priego has a natural ability which makes the cameras happy and propels her high into world of glamour. What is truly impressive about the lovely Jannelle Priego is that she is intelligent and personable on top of her undeniable beauty. This delightful darling will have you captivated for hours.

Seriously, who writes this crap?  It’s in Jannelle’s Model Mayhem profile.  For those who want her real site, take a look.  It’s fun!   But seriously, I never understood all those “ignites your passion” lines. Is that supposed to make me horny?

No.  Jannelle’s giant rack and nudity are what makes me horny.  I couldn’t care less about the text.  And I’m sure you guys don’t care either.  So what the hell am I doing?

More of Jannelle after the jump

Continue Reading »

Click on the photo for more of Hillary Fisher

I just want to make a formal announcement that Hillary Fisher will be the “She’s Uncoachable” girl on Monday.  Never have I made an announcement like this before and I want Hillary to know that it’s a very special event.  OK it’s not but still, this female has got to be in my fave five right now.  Good God.

For more fave fives go to Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Wash

Sexy Cuban Aylin Mujica is no longer available – [Busted Coverage]

The Best Hot Chick Ice Cream fight I’ve ever seen – [Gorillamask]

Shocker:  Ken Shamrock busted for ‘roids – [With Leather]

Another splendid edition of Hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]

Who knew college woodsmen could be so hot? – [COED Magazine]

It’s Safe for Work, but it’s still celebrity smut – [Cityrag]

Yoga Magazine can tell you if you’re gay…. – [Holytaco]

20 Hottest Foreign Athletes – [Manofest]

Nicole Scherzinger in a slutty Indian Outfit – [DRW] (NSFW Ads]

Pictures of Hot Chicks Kissing – [Funtasticus]

Courtney Culkin is the hottest MILF of the week – [HGOM]

Vivi Tsiami is just another Greek hottie to drool over – [On205th]

Over powered power wheels – [Collegehumor]

Honey, we broke my snatch! – [Flisted]

Paparazzi tries to score money shot on Jessica Alba – [Totally Crap]

A Gallery of hot chicks smoking – [Gunaxin]

Joaquin Phoenix tries to kick some ass in Miami – [Sublime Blog]

Andy Dick welcoming a hot wardrobe malfunction – [Atom]

Funny upskirt video from the Man Show – [Cameltap]

Click on the photo for 31 Playmates

In honor of the month of March, my guys at COED Magazine decided to put together a massive 31 photo gallery post.  I’m pretty sure I’ve just run into some serious hottie overload today.  And I don’t care how lame the phrase “hottie overload” is, I had to use it.  Other than that, I’m all out of fluids right now.

For more hottie overload go to Uncoached’s Facebook Group

Enjoy the rest of the portfolio

I have to admit.  This feature is turning into one of my favorite ways to spend 20-30 minutes.  It’s a true joy to come across some of the insanity that is the human race.  Well in some cases, not humans.  However, overall humans are generally responsible for the non human pictures that you’ll be seeing.

There’s really nothing left for me to say at this point.  These are about as random as random will get.

Enjoy

Continue Reading »

You can either love Troy Polamalu for that hair or it can really piss you off.  I just think because of how great a player he is it adds to his fire.  The guy is a total animal and you have to figure he knows how to get down.

And if you need any proof, just watch the man’s family.

It’s really the music that gets this video done right.

Manuela Arcuri has actually been on this site before in my 15 Hottest Italian Chicks article.  It’s just a true shame that I never dedicated an entire post to the Italian beauty.   Well here we go. For those interested learning a bit more about Manuela, she started acting in soap operas at the age of 18 (1995).

She was officially considered a sex symbol after the year 2000, whatever that means.   I’d say the fact that I’ve seen her naked and really liked it would certainly classify her as being sexy though, right?

Other than that, Manuela is Italian.  Did I mention this and how important it is to me?  Who cares.  Seriously.  Who cares?

More of Manuela after the jump

Continue Reading »