Click on the photo for more St Patrick’s drunkenness

It’s getting green out there kids.  Tomorrow is St. Patricks Day and boy will the streets of NYC be disgusting.  I didn’t make the trip to Hoboken this year but I would think that two weeks ago most people were in bad shape. In any event, I’m glad to see someone put together a great St Paddy’s day drunk girl gallery.

For more hot drunks go to Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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Suicide Youths?

This is an excerpt taken from two people in Richmond, Virginia who decided to look up a school on Google Maps.  If it was still there, they had planned on breaking in.

After confirming the entrance with some satellite photography and a few more topographical maps, Billy (a non-goon friend) and I set out to find this tunnel in person. As we drove around a rather shady part of Richmond, VA, we found a dead-end road, and I felt fairly confident that the creek was west of us a half mile or so. At this road, we noticed a boarded-up school between the possible tunnel entrance and us. We took a quick look around the school and found every window and door boarded-up. There were basketball hoops and swing set skeletons outside, which, along with its size, led us to believe that it was an elementary school. The screws and bolts holding the boards to the school all looked very fresh, so we estimated the closing date at five years ago (2000).

Even though the school was closed down, these two individuals decided to do two things:  First go behind some giant gate which was actually open anyway.  Secondly, they decided to venture through some disgusting tunnel that would take them to some kind of underground entrance.

The pictures you are about to see are of this abandoned school.  Now I know there’s a ton of crappy horror movies out these days.  I honestly think this could make for a decent story.  Kind of like a Blair Witch type of thing.  Just a thought.

Enjoy the pictures

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Remember how awesome Double Dare used to be?  Crazy obstacle courses, slime, and goggles?  Well think of an adult version of it only much more insane obstacles and for whatever reason the contestants are dressed like animals and stuff I can’t even think of.

There’s just no way that if a show like that existed in the U.S. that it wouldn’t absolutely tear it up in the ratings.  I’m really not sure what these producers are waiting for but it’s beginning to really piss me off.

Thanks to Mr. Jimmy Traina over at Extramustard, this fantastic lady named Hillary Fisher has been brought to my attention.  Ok damnet.  I have to take a break here.  This is just killing me.  Merely downloading Hillary’s pictures is just killing me softly here.

Honestly there’s hot and then there’s hot.  Hillary is the kind of hot that doesn’t come around often.  Like Jessica Burciaga or Lucy Pinder kind of hot.  The name Hillary Fisher is going to be imprinted on my brain for a very very long time.

This is insanity.  I’m seriously going crazy over here.  I don’t even care about life anymore.

More of Hillary after the jump

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I have a multiple choice quiz for all of you concering Mikey Bling here.

The following things have taken place in Mikey’s Life

a. A Tattoo on his back that says “Famigilia”
b. A Picture with a Playboy Pillow up on his wall
c. A picture where he is flexing on graduation day with his moth
d. All of the above

You already know the answer but just in case

Bada Bling!

From BBC News

An Iraqi football player has been shot dead by a spectator as he was about to score an equalising goal. The shooting happened in the last minute of a game between two local rivals on Sunday, police say. The striker was shot in the head during the match in the city of Hilla, according to local security officials. The game was being played between Sinjar and Buhayra. The suspected killer has been arrested as police carry out an investigation

This is beyond insane.  I mean this stuff isn’t even remotely comical.   It’s one thing for Ron Artest to shoot up into the stands when he’s being heckled.  It’s another thing for fans to be insanely loyal to their favorite sports team.  But shooting a player on the opposing team?  This is the kind of thing you don’t even see in the movies.

And I think many of us knew or know how crazy soccer tends to get outside of this country.   Riots seem to ensue every year and violence is prevalent.

But come guys.  I don’t know what the hell games these people are watching over there because frankly the sport just isn’t exciting.  And I’m sure if I told that to someone over there,  that I’d probably get shot myself.

Well, I’m guessing that whoever did this really needs stop watching this sport.  My thoughts and prayers go out to the family of the Iraqi player who was simply doing his job.  This sh*t has to stop.

Well,it’s time to travel to yet another country where the woman are not only gorgeous, but you can just tell they are sexy as all hell.  I’d have to think all of these women know how to dance too.  Is that stereotyping?  You’re damned right it is and I refuse to believe anything to the contrary.

Most of these women are models and actresses (which I guess is to be expected).  It would be awesome if all of them were rocket scientists.  But I guess we can’t have everything in this world.

I have absolutely nothing to say right now.  I can’t think of a damned thing to write.  I guess Venezuela really has its grips on me at the moment.  Sorry guys.

Here are the 15

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I have to admit.  I like the whole Corona Beer campaign:  “Miles Away from Ordinary”  I think it’s an excellent theme and a great idea.  But you have to admit that it’s a little cheesy at times.  It’s very hard to take any ad like that seriously considering it’s for an alcoholic beverage.   And you know most of the people that drink it are on Spring Break doing anything they can to find a lime.

What’s with the lime thing?  Did you know if you put a lime into a Budweiser it has the EXACT same effect as putting it in a bottle of Corona?  Let’s give it a rest with the lime.  Limes work in any beer.

So, before I got all sidetracked there.  With the theme of Corona easily comes parody.  And I think these 5 commercials nailed it.

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Click on the photo for Vanna’s old Playboy Shoot (SFW)

I don’t even remember this.  I must have been a little kid.  But the fact that Vanna White posed in Playboy is extremely awesome.  Funny, she definitely had that 80s kind of ass.  Not really round, kind of “long” in a way.  She would have really fit in with Nina Hartley and Gina Lynn or whatever their names are.

For more long butts go to Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Madness

Juliana’s last name is very close to being “Nuts” – [Holytaco]

The Hottest Girls of the BCS: Big 12 – [Bustedcoverage]

There more to football, stuff like catching through a wall – [Collegehumor]

Ice Cream has never been this hot – [Spike]

Baby born with not one, but two penises – [Asylum]

20 Random and very sexy pictures – [Usemycomputer]

Watch out boy she’ll chew you up, she’s a maneater! – [Kontraband]

Reef girls have uncoachable tushies – [EJB]

The 10 Scariest games of all time – [FHM]

Malin Akerman from Supermodel to Superwoman – [Attuworld]

A slow motion interpretation of hot chicks in bikinis fighting – [Flabber]

What would you do with 40 Naked Asian chicks? – [DJ Mick]

It’s weird to see Bono without sunglasses – [Don Chavez]

In case you missed:  Britney’s Wardrobe malfunction – [The Bachelor Guy]

This takes balls: A Building Mounted Hammock – [Tastybooze]

What exactly turns women on? – [Bullzeye]

Amanda Bynes and her legs on the red carpet – [Celebridiot]

I’m always in favor of a Denise Milani gallery – [Banned in Hollywood]