Ladies and gentlemen, may I present Varya Akulova.  She is considered to be the world’s strongest girl.  And when she was 13, I’d have to say that statement is pretty accurate.   Then,  Varya weighed 40kg and was able to lift 350kg.  While I have absolutely no clue how to convert those metrics,  seeing that she can lift almost 9 times her body weight is quite significant.

I’m not quite sure what compels a 6-year-old to be a freak of nature but I guess someone had to be the strongest kid in the neighborhood. By the way, apparently this girl was able to lift 220 lbs at the age of four.  While I’d like to see proof of this, just hearing it leads me to believe that at her current age of 13, most of her female “parts” are probably bigger than my male parts.

Now she’s 17 but most of these photos are of her younger days.  They are both amazing and disturbing

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Is it wrong of me to be turned on just a little by this?  I don’t think so.  Not that it turns me on all the time but just once in a while is fine.  On the other hand, that’s 120 lbs this woman is lifting.

That’s more than what many woman weighs, period.  Must be wonderful being a man and seeing a workout video like this (as I stuff potato chips into my mouth).

Good God I’m bored right now.   By the way, what the hell is Pink Floyd doing being on in that gym?  Not great workout music.

Meet the 23-Year-Old Brazilian native Lisa Marie De Oliveira.    I’m not quite sure if she’s really a fantasy sports model, but it sounded good right?  Lisa is pretty new at the whole modeling gig having started in August of 2008.  I hope that in August of this year I’ll be able to throw Lisa a little one year modeling anniversary party.

I’ll plan on telling her that I invited over 1000 people including celebrities yet will somehow make the address of the party wind up in a gas station bathroom in the middle of Iowa.  I really think that if I apply myself I’ll be able to pull it off.

But just in case I can’t, I know I’ll always have these photos to comfort me.

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While I think L-Ray might be one of the least coolest guys I’ve seen in my life, I will say he’s got a sweet song playing in his myspace profile (Pain by Tupac).

However any thoughts of his coolness were removed by this:

I like to play sports basketball is my favorite tho, i can do the damn thing. Music is something that i def could not live with out…and specially my family…My neices.

Dude, grammar, please.

Just a quick little video put together by the boys at Asylum.  Thought you’d all enjoy.

I figured since two amazing things are going on at the same time right now, why not combine them both?  Well I’m not really combining them.  I’m just making an excuse to post drunk cheerleaders.  And what better an excuse than St. Patrick’s day?

It would appear that the ladies of UCLA have been partying like it’s been this grand holiday all year around.  And I’m sure they’ll be doing their thing during March Madness as well.

If I could only hang out with these ladies during these tumultuous and “perfect opportunity to take advantage of chicks” time.

Drunk UCLA Cheerleaders after the jump

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It’s amazing that it’s been 10 years since the creation of The Man Show.  Put it this way, that show was pretty much a precursor to what one of my colleagues refers to as the “dudosphere.”  And what is that exactly?  It’s all the man blogs on the internet which are lead by of course…Uncoached.  Just kidding.

But on a more serious note, I do miss The Man Show.  P.S. What the hell ever happened to Adam Corolla?  Kimmel’s got his own show and Corolla is well…ugly.  But who could ever forget the best part of that show….the juggies?  They will forever remain in my heart as being one of the greatest things on television during the show’s tenue.

And so we never forget about these wonderful women, I decided to scrounge up some classic videos featuring the vixens.

Enjoy

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In case you guys don’t know already, I’m incredibly nostalgic when it comes to the WWF.  I guess it’s because for the same reasons you miss going to ballgames and having hotdogs as a child.  Back then it all just felt so much more “real.”  And to this day I still watch a ton of matches on MSG.

OK that last part was a lie.  I barely watch stuff anymore.  However I won’t deny that I miss the old wrestling a great deal.  And one of the things that made wrestling back then were the outfits that these guys wore.  It established such a great story line for each wrestler.  Those outfits truly epitomized who these guys were.

So from the bright colors of a punk rocker to the crazy spikes laying on top of football pads, here are the ten best costumes from the WWF.

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Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Well Monday is gone.  So that means only one more day for the hangover to completely disappear.  And what better a way to cope with my day than to look at pictures of unknown hot girls that I’ll never, ever have sex with.  Thanks Double Viking!  I appreciate you pissing me off to no end this morning.

For more girls you’ll never get check Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Tips

Stars pee in alleys amongst other things – [Holytaco]

Girl next door Kylie spared no expense on her bikini – [Bullzeye]

The Ultimate Mario Fireball – [Sedentario]

The Top 10 Sexy Myths Debunked – [Asylum]

A bunch of youtube videos combined to make one music video – [EJB]

New Erotic game Naughty Vanessa – [Totally Crap]

Sexy girls carrying umbrellas – [Spike]

She’s very nutricious but she’s also naughty – [Atom]

Who is the sexiest woman in the world? – [FHM]

The nine worst movie set disasters – [Oddee]

Trailer for the Tyson movie – [Flabber]

The periodic table of video game characters – [Attuworld]

Teresa Moore in lingerie is definitely a good thing – [DJ Mick]

The Sexy girls of St. Patrick’s day – [Gunaxin]

Katy Perry is selling her boobs – [Don Chavez]

Ricky Gervais plus Elmo equals great video – [Nextround]

Classic One Shining Moment Videos – [Cuzoogle]