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I have to say the picture above didn’t do much for me until I saw the mirror shot.  Whoever took that picture is a genius.  OK maybe not a genius but definitely a dude I would hang out with.   If only for the fact that hopefully I’d get a sexual story about that girl.  Then I would repost this picture and embellish on the story a lot.

More embellishment at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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When asked as a kid what I wanted to be when I grew up, I never said “Policeman” or “Fireman.”  In fact I actually recall always saying “I don’t know.”  I guess that’s why I majored in communication and wound up in miserable sales jobs for 8 years.  But I’ll bet when kids did say “fireman” or “policeman” they certainly don’t have visions like the picture above.

I doubt when a child dreams of upholding the law that means breaking up drunken high school parties and writing crappy parking tickets at the end of the month.  And I certainly doubt the visions are of holding underwear with doo doo stains on them.

But these are the realities of the profession.  Being a policeman or fireman isn’t what it’s cracked up to be as a child.  In fact, it’s pretty damned funny in many cases.

Here are 20 of those moments

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If any of you know anyone that went to U of F, you should know that these people are some of the most diehard college fans in the country.  I suppose you would be too if your alumni school had the athletic squads that the Gators possess.

So it brought me nothing more than complete joy to know that was a toolbox video like this to show my Florida graduate buddy Matt.  Add this one to the Gators collection.

I really hope Tebow doesn’t play this thing before every game.

Not a day goes by that I don’t think about Keeley Hazell, Lucy Pinder, or Rosie Jones.  But I think I might be adding one to that list:  Sammy Braddy.  I don’t know much about Braddy but one of the most important things to note is that she has been voted numerous times as having the best boobs in Britain.

That alone is reason enough to want to kill yourself.  30 GG?  Natural?  You have to be kidding me.  I think anything over a G is total horsepoop as far as being real.  But real or not real, they’re still unreal.

Plus she’s got an English accent so essentially that means I wouldn’t last 5 seconds in a room with this woman.  And honestly I wouldn’t care in the least bit.

More of Braddy’s braddies after the jump

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I thought the best way to get muse for writing this thing would be to leave Jukstapose’s Myspace Profile up in another window.  And why would I do this?  Because all of his wonderful tunes are playing!

Yes, Juksta is an aspiring Eminem type of dude.  He’s a straight up white boy from the tough streets of New Jersey.  I wonder if he’s ever been to the Short Hills mall and tried to rap there.

Dude just get a regular job.  God his songs are terrible.

“You Only get one Shot!”

Thanks to the folks at Totalprosports, I have a renewed interested in watching the NHL.  Well, at least I have an interest in watching the Florida Panthers.  A beautiful young lady decided to pull up her shirt and show herself to the world on live television.

And I just want to say that this isn’t a girl that was just crazy.  This is a female who knew how hot she was, and she also knew that she had the goods to bounce around.

We’re still waiting on the name of this young lass.  If anything I will make her the next “She’s Uncoachable” girl.  Show yourself sweetheart.  You’ve got nothing to hide.

Check out the censored video after the jump

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While I certainly enjoy watching cheerleaders entertain me from the front, that doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate the view from the rear.  In fact I wouldn’t mind an entire halftime show dedicated to watching some of these women bend over.  Something tells me that they’ve probably already done this in Europe.

Actually, some chick did it here in the U.S. with her very own video (P.S. what the hell is going on in the background? Sounds like a video game).

In any event, I decided to gather a collection of cheerleader butt shots.  You just have to appreciate the shape these women are in, and how they have zero qualms about showing it off.

Enjoy the gallery

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It’s hard to believe that it’s been nearly 5 years since charges were dismissed in the Kobe Bryant case.  And to me it’s not even a question of whether the rape happened or not.  It’s about the fact that most athletes are not who they seem.  Some athletes are crazy but appear nice on TV.  Some appear quiet but wind up on the covers of newspapers with strippers.

Kobe is no different.  And no matter how suave or GQ this guy appears to be, he’ll always have a mamba side to him.  And unfortunately we don’t get to see that side too often.

But here are five moments where you get a sense of Kobe just being Kobe.  When you get down to it, I think this is a guy who is definitely a little crazy, and definitely a little evil.

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I’m going to keep posting Hillary Fisher until I’m either blue in the face, blue in the balls, or until this girl gets on television and hosts her own show called “I’m Hillary Fisher and I’m Extremely Hot” where she just parades around in bikinis the entire time.  You don’t think this would win an Emmy?  I do.

For more Fisher types go to Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Throwdown

Hot chicks with only video game parts to cover them – [COED Magazine]

Malin Akerman sizzles in Maxim – [Usemycomputer]

1000 Way to open a beer – [The Sublime Blog]

Behind the scenes of PG Porn:  Helpful Bus – [Spike]

10 Things you should never say to an Irish Woman – [Asylum]

Sora Aoi is wearing a bikini that’s way too small – [Gorillamask]

The latest edition of the Vajayjay Monologue – [Atom]

The top 20 Ugliest Cheerleader pictures – [Attuworld]

I always love funny videos involving Sesame Street – [Flabber]

These girls aren’t just dirty, they need to take a shower – [Totally Crap]

Prostitute pranks are almost as funny as prostitutes – [EJB]

10 of the World’s most Bizarre Competitions – [Oddee]

Alicia Ann Whitten gives me a funny feeling in my pants – [DJ Mick]

An Important PSA about safety goggles – [Don Chavez]

Mix it up at the snack factory – [Collegehumor]

What Google suggests as far as hot girls – [Gunaxin]

Kim Kardashian wears some super duper fabric – [Celebrity Odor]