Mar 27 2009
What Would You Do if You Could Live 1000 Years?
Recently I read the following quote from Dailygalaxy:
Cambridge University geneticist Aubrey de Grey has famously stated, “The first person to live to be 1,000 years old is certainly alive today …whether they realize it or not, barring accidents and suicide, most people now 40 years or younger can expect to live for centuries.”
Another professor had this to say:
“Twenty years ago the idea of postponing aging, let alone reversing it, was weird and off-the-wall. Today there are good reasons for thinking it is fundamentally possible.”
This begs the question. If you had 1000 years to live, what would you do?
Personally I know I’m a miserable human being so the idea of living 1000 years let alone 100 is probably too much to bear. However, if I did HAVE to live for that long find out what I’d do after the jump:
Knowing that it would be more than likely that Lucy Pinder would be around for 1000 years as well, I’d probably spend 999 of those years doing whatever in God’s name it took to get this woman to sleep with me.
And in that thousandth year? I’d be bragging to my friends the entire time.
In all seriousness though. What would you guys do if you had 1000 years to live?
Best answer gets a lapdance and also a featured post next week.
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I would master as many skills as I possibly could! What a blessing it would be to live for so long. Think of the opportunities!
very cliché:
Take over the world!
Maaannnn, a chance to get a free lapdance and no plan for the next thousand years … damn !!
I’d probably sit down and complete Zelda: Ocarina of Time. It would probably take me that long since Zelda games make no fucking sense to me whatsoever.
Oh and I’d go for the concurrent days masturbation record
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I’d set a world record for oldest man alive…
The question really is, what WOULDN’T I do if I lived for 1000 years.
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Unfortunately, I’ll be the guy spending all his days in the lab so everyone can keep on getting older and older.