Mar 26 2009
She’s Uncoachable: Playboy’s Miss April 2005, Courtney Culkin
How someone like Courtney Culkin actually slipped by my radar is completely beyond me. I’d like to apologize on behalf of myself and all other losers who sit around and do nothing all day. Most of all Courtney, you are a true beauty and I hope this will never happen again.
OK enough with the lame apologies. I will say this. Courtney has got one of the best faces I’ve ever seen up on this site. The kind of face that will make you do things.
Courtney is 26. She still models, and she’s got a psych degree from Long Island University. Courtney, I’d like to meet you and then analyze you. My analysis so far is right on. Ridiculously hot and could destroy me in the sack.
More of Courtney after the jump
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