Mar 25 2009
Dustin Pedroia’s Premium Black Bean and Corn Salsa Shall Flourish
Whether you’re a Boston Red Sox fan or not, you have to appreciate that little Dustin Pedroia is the reigning AL MVP. I’m not sure how much that will affect his fantasy rankings this year (though clearly he’ll be drafted higher than the 9th round which is where I took him last year and people told me I was dumb…well I was dumb for trading him and not keeping him this year but that’s besides the point).
In any event, now that he’s the MVP I would imagine endorsements have come flying in and videos like this have skyrocketed in value.
Personally I’d like to see a jar of Dustin Pedroia’s Premium Black Bean and Corn Salsa on every supermarket aisle in the country. The product came out about a year ago but something tells me if we band together this thing can take out the Tostito brand.
Come on Dustin!
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F Pedroia and F the stupid Red Sox. Worst MVP ever
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