Comments on: When Pissing Sitting Down is Acceptable for a Male http://www.uncoached.com/2009/03/24/when-pissing-sitting-down-is-acceptable-for-a-male/ Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:47:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.4 By: Gordon McSheahttp://www.uncoached.com/2009/03/24/when-pissing-sitting-down-is-acceptable-for-a-male/#comment-156032 Gordon McShea Wed, 16 Jun 2010 16:11:57 +0000 http://www.uncoached.com/2009/03/24/when-pissing-sitting-down-is-acceptable-for-a-male/#comment-156032 Larry David addressed this in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.I only stand up these days if I'm at a urinal.I think there a couple more instances where it's OK:-In the middle of the night. You don't want to turn on the lights, you're stilll half asleep and can't see where you're aiming, and you can just slide down your elastic banded shorts with ease.-When you're at someone else's house. You don't want to risk getting piss on their carpets or piss stains on their toilet bowl rim. Plus, you never know how sound proof the door is. You don't want everyone hearing your stream hitting the water a la Frank Drebin in Naked Gun. Larry David addressed this in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

I only stand up these days if I’m at a urinal.

I think there a couple more instances where it’s OK:

-In the middle of the night. You don’t want to turn on the lights, you’re stilll half asleep and can’t see where you’re aiming, and you can just slide down your elastic banded shorts with ease.

-When you’re at someone else’s house. You don’t want to risk getting piss on their carpets or piss stains on their toilet bowl rim. Plus, you never know how sound proof the door is. You don’t want everyone hearing your stream hitting the water a la Frank Drebin in Naked Gun.

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