Mar 23 2009
The Myspace Toolbox: Crazy Jay

He’s not from Brooklyn. He doesn’t hang out with Gotti’s crew. He doesn’t have a fake tan or 25 earrings. In fact I don’t even see evidence of meterosexuality at all.
And the funny part is that as his profile evolved, Crazy Jay become cooler and cooler to me. His pictures first sucked. I thought this dude was some wacko headbanger ball guy (which he is).
But then I caught wind of the chicks and other fun stuff. I can’t figure this guy out at all. Definitely a weirdo.
OK I guess he’s kind of toolish
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This guy is great. I’d say he’s too multifaceted to be a “tool”. Definitely weird though.