Mar 19 2009
The Myspace Toolbox: Jukstapose Won’t Make It
I thought the best way to get muse for writing this thing would be to leave Jukstapose’s Myspace Profile up in another window. And why would I do this? Because all of his wonderful tunes are playing!
Yes, Juksta is an aspiring Eminem type of dude. He’s a straight up white boy from the tough streets of New Jersey. I wonder if he’s ever been to the Short Hills mall and tried to rap there.
Dude just get a regular job. God his songs are terrible.
“You Only get one Shot!”
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He should’ve called himself “JUKSTA-POSER”
Did you watch his music videos?!