Mar 19 2009

The Myspace Toolbox: Jukstapose Won’t Make It

Published by Natty at 8:00 am under The Myspace Toolbox

Jukstapose

I thought the best way to get muse for writing this thing would be to leave Jukstapose’s Myspace Profile up in another window.  And why would I do this?  Because all of his wonderful tunes are playing!

Yes, Juksta is an aspiring Eminem type of dude.  He’s a straight up white boy from the tough streets of New Jersey.  I wonder if he’s ever been to the Short Hills mall and tried to rap there.

Dude just get a regular job.  God his songs are terrible.

“You Only get one Shot!”

Jukstapose Jukstapose Jukstapose





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2 Responses to “The Myspace Toolbox: Jukstapose Won’t Make It”

  1. therealdealon 19 Mar 2009 at 4:00 pm

    He should’ve called himself “JUKSTA-POSER”

  2. Abbyon 19 Jun 2009 at 10:27 am

    Did you watch his music videos?!

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