Mar 15 2009
From Fox Sports
Andrew “Test” Martin, a World Wrestling Entertainment star from earlier this decade, was found dead in his Tampa, Fla., apartment Friday night. He was 33 years old.
The cause of death wasn’t immediately known, the Tampa Tribune reported.
Martin worked for WWE from 1998 to 2004 and 2006 to 2007. Martin was thrust into a prominent position from the onset because of his size and muscularity, with the “Test” nickname being short for “testosterone.”
Reason for death unknown huh?Â The guy was 6’6 and 280 lbs.Â And “Test” was short for testosterone?Â I would have to say that at this point autopsies on Pro Wrestlers probably don’t have to be given anymore.
Unless one of these guys jumps off a cliff or gets hit by a car, I think we all know the reasons by now.Â And chances are if they jump off a cliff it’s because of the ‘roid rage anyway.
I mean I thought Vince McMahon was going to hell before.Â He must be going to some special room they have down there for guys who did the devil’s work as more than just a hobby.Â They’re doing it as life’s work.
This is truly sad.
Even More Uncoachable Stuff