Mar 12 2009

The Myspace Toolbox: He Loves Marissa

Published by Natty at 8:30 am under The Myspace Toolbox

Mac

Man, you really gotta love profiles like this one.   There’s basically no information.  It says this little spec of dust is 21 years old and has an income of 75K-100K.    Apparently there are no friends on there.

Yet somehow there are eight precious pictures of this guy looking like nothing more than a  piece of my worse lint ball from a dirty, bloody laundry.

That was the worst attempt at a metaphor I’ve ever used…ever.  Still doesn’t change the fact that this dude sucks.

Marissa!

Mac Mac Mac





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