Mar 11 2009
Spring Break is in Session: Therefore a Collection of Galleries is in Order
Don’t you wish you were in a place where a lot of this was going on?
It’s that time of year ladies and gentlemen. Hell this is the time of year I’d even consider watching MTV. That’s right it’s Spring Break time. Too bad I just turned 30. I’m pretty sure that means my window of potentially going to a Spring Break and “pulling it off” is completely over.
You can hang at 26, even 28. But once you push 30 shaving your beard doesn’t cut it anymore. It’s a shame because the only female kissing I’ll be seeing in person from now on will more than likely be on television. That or when my future wife comes around to the idea of a threesome.
Well, like I say: dare to dream. And in the meantime, I’ve assembled a wonderful collection of Spring Break galleries for your viewing pleasure. I’m sure it will both astonish you and piss you off at the same time.
Check out the galleries after the jump
Click on a photo to take you to a gallery
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