Mar 10 2009
The Myspace Toolbox: Locked in a Glass Cage

And believe me if it were just the phrase “locked in a glass cage” I wouldn’t mind. But of course, in this dude’s profile it says “LoCKeD iN a GlaSs CaGe WEarin BraSs KNucKles!”
Honest question guys. Do I even need to write anything else? It would be a completely futile effort wouldn’t it? Yes, it would.
Brass Knuckles. What a putz
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