Here’s a little tidbit taken from her Myspace Profile

Ask my friends and they will tell you I’m a complete dork. I believe success is the best revenge! I look forward to meeting my soul mate and continuing my beautiful family. I won’t allow myself to be anything less than the ideal woman. I date like a man because I refuse to get played like a bitch. I often cry in bed and while listening to music.

Bottom line is that this girl is single, a mother, is 21, has the last name Venus, and is incredibly attractive.  She’s also 5’2 and 98 pounds.  Good God. Maria, I have to tell you that I’m not wealthy, though something tells me you don’t care about that.  But if I could provide for anyone in this world (other than my future wife), it would be you sweetheart.

Honey?  You wouldn’t mind if Maria stayed with us for a while would you?

More of Ms. Venus after the jump

P.S. this girl lives near me.  Oh boy