Mar 10 2009
Here’s a little tidbit taken from her Myspace Profile
Ask my friends and they will tell you I’m a complete dork. I believe success is the best revenge! I look forward to meeting my soul mate and continuing my beautiful family. I won’t allow myself to be anything less than the ideal woman. I date like a man because I refuse to get played like a bitch. I often cry in bed and while listening to music.
Bottom line is that this girl is single, a mother, is 21, has the last name Venus, and is incredibly attractive. She’s also 5’2 and 98 pounds. Good God. Maria, I have to tell you that I’m not wealthy, though something tells me you don’t care about that. But if I could provide for anyone in this world (other than my future wife), it would be you sweetheart.
Honey? You wouldn’t mind if Maria stayed with us for a while would you?
More of Ms. Venus after the jump
P.S. this girl lives near me. Oh boy
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