Mar 09 2009
I Don’t Know About You Guys, But Ventriloquist Dolls Scare Me
This is why I’m convinced that most children on earth aren’t human. You’ve got the teletubbies. You’ve got clowns. Am I missing something? How are the children of the world embracing these things? And then there’s this whole other animal out there: Ventriloquist dummies. Every single time I see one of these things I get the willies.
And let’s not forget something else. Isn’t just the art of ventriloquism kind of nasty in itself? Think about it. You’re shoving your hand inside a body’s back and moving your hands around to control its parts? Isn’t that a bit perverted and disgusting?
I don’t know man. Children are amazing. I’m convinced they don’t turn “human” until they discover members of the opposite sex. If you’re telling me you’re not scared of the pictures I’m about to show you, I don’t believe you. That or you’re not human.
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i’m a fan of this site, but this is just sick. I actually have a pretty bad phobia of centriloquist dummies, and this just ruined my next few days.
fucking creepy