Mar 06 2009
Pictures of Some Damned Scary Theme Park Rides

Sure let’s just hang off a really tall building. Yay!
Look, I’m for adventure. I love pushing life and doing things that gets that adrenaline pumping. Maybe someday I’ll get up the strength to skydive. Personally skydiving, while I’m sure is amazing, is just dumb. I mean the core definition of the damned thing is jumping out of a plane.
But we humans will always push ourselves. It’s simply our nature. Unfortunately it’s also our nature to be fleeting idiots. But that’s fine. Because if it weren’t for stupidity and curiosity we wouldn’t have these rides I’m about to share.
Here are some pictures of some damned scary rides.

I mean what kind of tour is this? This is like riding a monorail without having the monorail. What a great way to commit suicide.
So we’re just going to do loops for the next 3 minutes? Seems like tons of fun.

A swing off of a 1000 ft high skyscraper. You gotta love those Asians. Oh but there’s a strap on him. I’m sure it’s fine.

I’m vomiting just looking at this.

Scariest ride of all time.

I’m not exactly sure what this does but it doesn’t exactly look like a whole lot of fun.

What encourages humans to do these things?

Same ride as in the lead picture to this article. Let’s go to Vegas and almost die. Then we can lose all our money.

Not fun.

Vegas one again.
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Great article! My blood pressure went up just looking at these.