Mar 06 2009
Happy Birthday to Shaquille O’Neal, David Gilmour, and….Me!

You might be wondering what these two extremely handsome gentlemen have in common. Well, it’s that on this day, March 6th, they were brought into this world to do their own thing.
On the one hand, Shaq was brought on this planet to be a gigantic fellow to dominate the NBA in a way no center has since Wilt Chamberlain. It was also to appear on a Fu Shnickens album and to make fun of Kobe Bryant.
On the other hand you have this other dude. Some guy they call Natty. He was brought on this earth to be miserable for 26 years until he met his future wife and decided that writing about desiring women he’d never get and weird things would be a good way to make a living.
While our paths have been quite separate, Shaq Fu and I will always share this day.
Shaq turns 37 today, and I turn the big three O! Jesus my life is all down hill from here isn’t it….damnet.
*Oh, and the guitarist and singer from Pink Floyd, David Gilmour turns 62. Happy birthday buddy!
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Happy Birthday Nat!