Mar 04 2009
OMG! He’s so sexy!
You guys know how on the major social networks you can insert a “mood” for yourself? Well, Mikey is “ready to bang.” Isn’t that special? The question I have is….who in the world is ready to bang Mikey?
Because if it’s anyone, then I’m seriously going to have to reconsider keeping my face the way it is. I figure adding some douche makeup, losing 60 lbs and making ab flex pictures in the mirror with my cell phone will do the trick.
P.S. Mikey can blow himself( I mean not literally, I wish I could do that).
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