OMG!  He’s so sexy!

You guys know how on the major social networks you can insert a “mood” for yourself?  Well, Mikey is “ready to bang.”  Isn’t that special?   The question I have is….who in the world is ready to bang Mikey?

Because if it’s anyone, then I’m seriously going to have to reconsider keeping my face the way it is.  I figure adding some douche makeup, losing 60 lbs and making ab flex pictures in the mirror with my cell phone will do the trick.

P.S.  Mikey can blow himself( I mean not literally, I wish I could do that).

Yay!