Apparently some major league scouts were on a Dominican Republic Mission trip over the summer to find new talent.  Amongst that talent was the kid you see above.  Rumor has it he kept saying that he was Sammy Sosa.  And that begs the question, where is good old Sammy Sosa these days anyway?

For the life of me I have no idea.   But I did manage to come across two types of pictures I happened to enjoy.  The first one is located here.   It’s from a random Spring Break album located on Webshots.  What makes it significant is that the caption on the picture reads “Sammy Sosa before he got all creepo on us.”

The second on is a picture taken with his wife.  Man she is hot.

Drunken Sammy

Let’s see, summer of 2006.  Sosa’s career is pretty much in the crapper.  Coincidence that this is only a year after the hearings?  No.  Isn’t Sammy Sosa married?  Um, yes, and to a very hot lady who unfortunately doesn’t get mentioned in many of the WAG articles I come across these days.  Here’s to you Sonia Sosa.  You’ve got the guns babe.

In any event, I’m very curious what “got all creepo on us” means.  I assume it means using every last ounce of star status to try and get his swerve on in the bathroom of a Miami nightclub.  Sonia I hope you’re reading this article.  Sammy’s a bad boy.  A bad, bad boy.

By the way, here are a few shots from that group of girls.  Sammy must have been pretty creepy considering the level of drunkenness achieved that evening.

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