Oh Cecilia!  I’m down on me knees.  I’m begging you please to come home to me…and shower me with nudity, delight, compassion and make me your utter slave.  Is that how the song goes?  Well if Garfunkel weren’t gay and he saw Cecilia Capriotti, I’m sure the song might have a shot at getting rewritten.

Are you kidding me people?  Seriously are you kidding me?  There’s just no way I could ever live in Italy and be a married man.  My pseudo wife is reading this right now and is nautious.  Don’t worry honey!  I’ll be “ready” in the next room.

Aw, I inserted a private joke in there.  I hope Cecilia doesn’t find out.  If she does and gets made at least the pictures after the jump will comfort me.

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