I’m gonna go on the record and say that I think I’m a reasonably smart guy.  Compared to most of the schmucks out there I’ll have to admit that I can probably take on many people from a mental standpoint.  But that doesn’t mean that I don’t realize that when it comes to attractive women that I turn into a complete moron.

And nothing makes me dumber than when I see an attractive female washing a car.  Yes it’s the suds.  Yes it’s the bubbles.  Damnet it’s everything.  So ladies, if you ever want to make me your complete and utter slave, just hold a bikini car wash and I will more than likely become a total schmuck like those I just spoke of.

Enjoy this fun little gallery of sexy ladies at the car wash.

Good lord I never wanted to be sponge so badly in all of my life