Mar 04 2009
At the Car Wash: Sexy Girls Making Cars Clean

I’m gonna go on the record and say that I think I’m a reasonably smart guy. Compared to most of the schmucks out there I’ll have to admit that I can probably take on many people from a mental standpoint. But that doesn’t mean that I don’t realize that when it comes to attractive women that I turn into a complete moron.
And nothing makes me dumber than when I see an attractive female washing a car. Yes it’s the suds. Yes it’s the bubbles. Damnet it’s everything. So ladies, if you ever want to make me your complete and utter slave, just hold a bikini car wash and I will more than likely become a total schmuck like those I just spoke of.
Enjoy this fun little gallery of sexy ladies at the car wash.
Good lord I never wanted to be sponge so badly in all of my life
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