Mar 03 2009
And The Biggest Mardi Gras tool of 2009 Award Goes To…..

It’s been a long time since I attended the prestigious Tulane University. It goes without question that it was by far the best four years of my life, and will undoubtedly be the best four years of my life. And I’m not really all that depressed that I potentially have 50 years to go knowing that it’s a certainty that I will never, ever have a time like that again.
Don’t get me wrong honey, I’m glad to have a whole life ahead of me with you. But come on, you know as well as I do that college is unmatched. In any event, Mardi Gras was certainly a highlight in each of those coveted four years. However, as many students can attest to, sometimes the partying near campus was more fun than the parades themselves.
And why is that? Well, let’s take the guy above for example. Just too many of those dudes running around downtown. I just want to congratulate this man/thing for winning the Mardi Gras tool of 2009 award. Way to go buddy. Have a Bloody Mary and then go be alone for another year.
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