Poor Guy.  All Derek Jeter wanted to do was play some pick up baseball with the neighborhood kids.  So he went home, put on his uniform, got all excited and tried to rush out onto the field only to be stopped by the fence.

And to his dismay, that fence was locked.   That or he was in the middle of a photo shoot down in Florida getting paid more money for something.

I kind of like the idea of him getting kicked out of a neighborhood stickball game much better though.