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Mar 31 2009

Natalia Solloum Leads the PM Porfolio

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Natalia

Click on the photo for more of Natalia

I remember posting Natalia Solloum in a blog far far away.  This was well over a year ago and I never knew her real name.  I just knew her as Princess Natalie from her Myspace page.  Oh how the times fly.  Now the site is a year old and I’m still a loser.

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tEXEIRA Maja Mazza Yana Nicola Amanda Kim K Ana

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Mar 31 2009

Whatever Happened To Little Anakin Skywalker?

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Jake LloydJake Lloyd

You all remember him right?  He was the second most annoying character in the history of Star Wars.  If you don’t think Jar Jar Binks was the most annoying then God help you.  But I have to say Jake Lloyd is not a distant second.  The kid couldn’t act, couldn’t speak well, had a bit of an attitude, and his cuteness simply did not win me over.

Speaking of cuteness.  I guess puberty got a hold of the little guy.  Pimples invaded his life and unfortunately the cuteness did not turn into dashing handsomeness.   And as you can see from the photo above, not shaving really doesn’t make you look cooler young Skywalker.

Amazingly enough this kid is in college already.  Jake attends Columbia College Chicago as a film and video major.  Something tells me we won’t be seeing him on the big screen any time soon.

Man did you annoy me in that movie Jake.  I’ll never forgive you.  You were cute.  I’ll give you that.  But man, what a buzzkill.

Jake Lloyd Jake Lloyd Jake Lloyd

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Mar 31 2009

Uncoached Moment: Two Amazing Feats in Double Dribble

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Talk about bringing back memories.  Just hearing the sounds of Double Dribble make me want to play an entire library of Nintendo games.  If there was a way to convey the sound of that shot in text I would but it’s nearly impossible.

It’s almost like the sound of that funny instrument in the song “Groove is in the Heart” by Deelite.  You know that weird whistle that goes up and down?

Anyway, I’m off to find some NES emulator so I can play Double Dribble for the next few hours.

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Mar 31 2009

She’s Uncoachable: Italian Reality Star Cristina Del Basso

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Cristina Del Basso

Cristina Del Basso is 21 or 22-years-old and is known for being the big boobed temptress on the Italian version of Big Brother.  Why the American version of Big Brother hasn’t caught on and featured women like Cristina every single episode is a complete mystery to me.  And it’s not just Italy. It’s other country’s as well (Australia to name one).

In any event, Cristina hasn’t even really engaged in a professional photo shoot.  I don’t think she’s been seen too much more on television.  This begs the question of “where the hell is she and why isn’t she naked?”

By the way there are tons of videos of her giving massages on some weird website.  On this website, these pictures will have to do (for now).

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Mar 31 2009

The Myspace Toolbox: Joey Pops is Still Singleeee

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Joey Pops

What the hell is singley?  Dude if you want to emphasis single, use the world singllllllllle.  But do you really want to be advertising this? I saw Joey’s profile over a year ago and in fact did a post on it.

Is it a surprise that Pops is still single?  Um, no.  I would imagine that the more than likely instance of Herpes and Warts increases those chances.  Spend more time on being a person and less on being a total douche in the pants.

Thank you

Joey Pops Joey Pops Joey Pops Joey Pops

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Mar 31 2009

10 Excellent Stripper Pole Home Videos That Don’t Fail

Published by under Beautiful Ladies

Pole

You might be wondering what one of the biggest fitness crazes in this country is right now.  Because I’m sure the demographic that reads this site is out running all day.  So just to keep you all informed:  it’s Pole Dancing!  And I’m not even remotely joking.  Pole dancing is seen as a great form of exercise and women across the country are embracing it.

The good news is that it’s lead to a ton of amateur videos of hot women with some serious skills.  The bad news is that it’s lead to a ton of amateur videos of extremely not hot women with zero skills.  For the purposes of this article I shall focus on the former and leave the latter to humor sites (well I’m sure I’ll do a stripper pole fail article at some point).

Enjoy these ten though.  They are quite enjoyable

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Mar 31 2009

Exclusive Photos of Professional Athletes at Playboy Golf 2009

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Playboy Golf

Tony Parrish and Bernard Barrian digging the Playboy Golf cart

Thanks to a new partnership with the head of PR for Playboy Golf, Uncoached will now be the first to bring you amazing photos of events held with the beautiful ladies (and guests!) of Playboy Golf.

And it just so happens that recently a few NFL, NBA, and Skiing (yes, a new Bode Miller sighting) gentlemen partook in some long driving activities with a few of the Playmates.  I wonder if they made it to the finals.

Shame on you Andrew Bynum.  Aren’t you suppose to be in rehab preparing for the Playoffs?  I must admit though, Bynum looks pretty suave in his robe.

Photos after the jump

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Mar 31 2009

For the True Fan in You: 15 Pictures of Sports Mailboxes

Published by under Sports

Sports Mailboxes

I enjoy sports, I love to play sports, and I love to watch sports.  But I do admit my interest for sports isn’t quite as wild as it used to be.  Perhaps it’s because if I run down the basketball court just once I nearly faint from exhaustion.  The reason I bring this up is that there are some people out there who will never let their interest for sport lessen.

In fact the “obsession” grows stronger with each year.  I have no problems with these people but I do think that at times the dedication becomes a bit obsessive.  Put it this way, when you’ve bought a Crimson Tide bedset for your home I think it’s going a little too far.

And it’s not just the bedroom or water coolers I’m talking about.   Sometimes it’s right in front of the home.

Here are 15 interesting sports mailboxes

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Mar 31 2009

Just the Tip Tuesday: NFL Draftee Bends Over Lady Friend, College Girls Take if Off, and NCAA Coach Guitar Hero

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Draft

Click on the photo to see the girl on the right bent over

I guess when you play for Ohio State, they have different practices for preparing for an NFL draft.   Wideout Brian Hartline likes to taken drunken pictures with his cutie pie blond girl and record them on….Facebook!  Good thing my buddy Joe uncovered them on his site.  Thanks man.

For more uncovered stuff go to Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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The Tips

Playboy wants college girls to get naked – [COED Magazine]

The Worst Guitar Hero commercial ever – [Withleather]

The 15 Rules of Drunk Dialing – [Funtasticus]

Rihanna’s tattoos by the dozen – [Cityrag]

The best samurai toilet screenplay ever – [Sublime Blog]

It’s always fun when a Cathedral’s shadow looks like boobs – [Asylum]

Check out the Playboy girls of Golf – [Spike]

If you don’t know what a prostinaut is, you’ll know now – [Atom]

7 Reasons the Shamwow Guy got arrested – [Maxim]

Learn how Shaquille O’Neal does his tweets – [Extramustard]

Learn about the latest in hair loss treatments – [Bullzeye]

You’ll know the picture I’m referring to when you see it – [Usemycomputer]

The greatest Southpark characters of all time – [Manofest]

Holy Calorie count:  Ballpark offers 4800 calorie burger – [The Bachelor Guy]

One of the coolest helicopters ever (it’s a hotel) – [Flabber]

Sexy pictures of Adrianna Palicki – [Attuworld]

Wife crashes car straight through the garage – [DJ Mick]

The LOST/Muppet babies mashup you’ve been waiting for – [Blog of Hilarity]

Sammy Braddy is our busty savior – [Gunaxin]

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Mar 30 2009

Audrina Patridge Leads the PM Portfolio

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Patridge

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I feel like I haven’t seen or heard too much about Audrina Patridge lately.  Perhaps it’s because she can’t act worth a damn and hasn’t booked any gigs.  It doesn’t change the fact that she’s still hot.  So really the question then becomes, when the hell does she do Playboy?

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Whelan Pamela Cuesta Roxanne Riley Artemis Denise Katelynn

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