Oh what can I say about masturbation?  It’s by far one of the most important things in my life.  And there’s just so much you can do with it isn’t there?  I mean you can be serious about it, laugh about it, even cry about it.  And I think that laughing definitely ranks up there in terms of uses for the topic of masturbation.

And some movies out there really capture that laughter quite well.  There’s just something amazing about the topic of getting caught masturbating, the actual act of masturbating and even the shameful aftermath of masturbating.

Here are 6 classic masturbation scenes in comedy movies.

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I must say that if there’s one thing Tim Tebow will eventually miss about college, it will be the University of Florida Cheerleaders.  Now I don’t know any of these guys and girls personally, but I can say from looking at over 1000 pictures, they seem like a great bunch.  And the best part is that it’s pretty rare to see a team hang out with each other so often.

It’s one thing to see them on the field.  That’s normal.  But after digging through the large pile, it appeared that most photos off the field contained most members as well.  And it’s nice to see how much spirit goes into their extracurricular activities.

From lapdances to tiny bikinis, here are nice moments of the Florida squad doing things together.

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It’s not quite as exhilarating as a woman wearing only a tool belt, but when a woman can dress in anything that a man might wear coupled with the fact that she’s attractive, it makes for some great times.   I don’t know much in life but I certainly do know that.  Otherwise I have nothing at this point.

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The Throwdown

Inner monologue of a married guy during sex – [Holytaco]

Larisa Chumakova is Russian and sexy – [Bustedcoverage]

Cindy Pucci is Puccilicious – [Gorillamask]

Men view bikini-clad-women as objects…literally – [Asylum]

The all time 100 sexiest list – [FHM]

Jim Belushi’s wife looks damned good in a bikni – [Drunkenstepfather](NSFW Ads)

Transparent hottie seen through a Samsung – [Flabber]

Benecio Del Toro is really drunk – [Attuworld]

35 Absolutely horrific family portraits – [Manofest]

Chelsea Handler finally takes it off – [The Bachelor Guy]

Let’s get religiously nuts with Bill Maher – [Bullz-Eye]

5 Time Playboy appearance model Corin Riggs – [The Sublime Blog]

Some hide gonnorhea better than others – [Collegehumor]

Nothing’s more fun than bikini bowling – [Gunaxin]

Even just one picture of Casey Carlson is good enough – [Tastybooze]

Miranda Kerr modeling bikinis makes for happy pants – [Celebrity Odor]

The only cereal not afraid of Michael Phelps – [Atom]

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“Unless you live close to the equator, it’s still cold as a Eskimo nipple outside – and that means all the girls are still bundled up, hiding what the good lord gave ‘em. But sometimes, winter apparel can offer up some solid sexiness.”  – I couldn’t have said that better myself.

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From time to time when a site as amazing and popular as this one is seen, there are always a few people who just might get pissed off.  I mean call me crazy but I just never knew that this site didn’t appeal to every single person on this planet.

But if you’re gonna try and reach the masses, you know you’re going to ruffle some feathers.  And with all the feathers I’ve ruffled I can tell you this:  I’m 100% sure that every person that’s ever submitted a nasty comment on this site has more than likely been a complete loser and has never, not once, staked their claim in this world or contributed anything meaningful to society.

That or they have to be ugly, and if not ugly, then wear really tight shirts, grease their hair back, have too many earrings and be from Staten Island, Brooklyn, or Queens.  Also use tons of commas in sentences that aren’t even complete.

But I just want to give props to what I think is the best comment I’ve received thus far:

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I can’t even begin to tell you how awesome Andre’s hair is.  Oh and by the way, one of the things that the cameramen never did on the Piper show was pan out to the audience.

Well in this video you get a chance to see some of these crowds.  Boy are they incredible.  It’s looks just like the infield at a Nascar race.  You gotta pause the video at least once just to examine the “element” in this place.

Other than that, Piper, is of course magnificent.

Is it possible that Argentina is staking their claim in my heart for country with the Hottest chicks?  I mean I know how much I harp on Italy but good lord Belen Rodriguez is certainly helping Argentina’s cause. So far my favorite three words in reading about Belen were “important lingerie brand.”

What exactly does that mean?  I just know that it’s true.  Lingerie is definitely important, especially when being modeled by a woman of Belen’s caliber. Other than that, she’s 24, is dating some Italian soccer player Marco Borriello, and I have nothing else.

I do however, plan on assassinating Borriello in the days to come.

More of Belen after the jump

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I will bet you my entire life that Ray Ray here was a video game dork when he was a kid.  In fact I’m willing to bet you a million bucks that he’s got a game of World of Warcraft loaded on his computer right now.

And in his other life, he’s so cash with his “Benjamins T Shirts” and pictures that look like he’s taking it in the butt.

Ray Ray!

A ton happened between the years 1985-1990 but this is truly when Playboy began to make its mark.  At least in my eyes.  When you have names like Kimberly Conrad, Erik Eleniak, and Pamela Anderson enter the fold, you know you are in for some good times.  Not to mention 1990 is the year I began to cusp on puberty.

So I had that going for me, which is nice.  That was the year I discovered hardcore porn.  What a wonderful endeavor that was.  I can’t imagine what my life would be without smut.

And I’d like to thank some of these 80′s hotties for paving the way.

Here are my picks for the 15 Hottest Playboy Centerfolds from 1985-1990.

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