It’s all about support isn’t it?  Bras are an extremely important piece in this world.  They are the glue that keeps them all together.  In fact bras are responsible for more false attractions in this world than one can possibly imagine.  If it weren’t for the push up bra, millions of women out there wouldn’t be getting the men they couldn’t land prior to these miracles.

And in the last 10 years or so, the evolution of the bra has been one of the best optical illusions perpetrated on men around the globe in human history.  But I digress.  I like the bra.  I dig the bra.  The bra is fun.  The bra leaves much to the imagination.  And it’s always fun to think about taking off the bra.

But sometimes the bra can be a bit overboard.  Check out these 15 crazy methods of support.

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Movie gangster or real gangster, it’s always been an allure for us in the public.  Why?   I think it’s pretty simple really.  We’re always intrigued by people who don’t follow the rules.  It doesn’t mean that we’ll go out and be gangsters, but for a couple hours we can imagine what a life like that might be like.

And when the directors and actors get it right, you actually root for these criminals.  And these guys take form in all shapes and sizes, country of origin, and most importantly, willing to do anything and everything for their cause.

You won’t find anything from Goodfellas in here.  These are the most 20 badasses fictional movie gangsters

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Once again, I am simply baffled at the variety of hot women out there.  Seriously, a woman’s skin could be dark purple for all I care.  If she’s got a great face and body then it just doesn’t matter.  And if you head on over to India, you’re gonna come across ridiculously hot women just like anywhere else.  And Riya Sen is a hell of a start.

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The Funbag

I’m always up for a stripper fail moment – [Gorillamask]

The Joaquin Phoenix Letterman Remix – [Collegehumor]

77 Sexy Suicide Girls – [COED Magazine]

Excellent picture of a busty Geek girl with a Star Trek Corset – [The Sublime Blog]

Michael Phelps makes sure to take bong hits at home – [Flisted]

Another ridiculously hot Greek Girl Evagelia Arvani – [On205th]

A Mugger stabs a samaritan at a metro station in Brussels – [Attuworld]

100 Oscar Film Spoilers in 5 minutes – [Flabber]

Cole Hamels’ Playboy Wife is Media Savvy – [Asylum]

Top ten ways to get laid for under 10 bucks – [Spike]

An awesome collection of random pictures – [Funtasticus]

Lance Armstrong has some strange looking fans – [DJ Mick]

A Basketball brawl at an Alabama High School – [Don Chavez]

It takes some balls to grab lion balls – [Tastybooze]

Getting Sexy at the Sundance Film Festival – [The Bachelor Guy]

The top five Keanu Reeves movies – [Gunaxin]

Kirk Cameron really loves porn – [Whip it Out Comedy]

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If the above picture is any indication, there’s really no better a reason to love Argentina than Lucian Bianchi giving us the finger.  I mean this girl could gather up every single last big of spit, hock a loogie in my face and I would still bend down on my knees just to kiss her tushy.

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When you really get down to it, “enhancing” up a car with graffiti, keys, markers, bumper stickers, anything, is a very dirty thing to do.  I remember when I was a teenager punk and I actually keyed a car once.  Albeit it was this tiny little mark, but I remember feeling like total crap afterwords.

People don’t really stop to think about how pissed off the victim is going to be.  At least those little schmucks that do it for fun really don’t take the time to realize that the car you just screwed over is now going to have to be A. Reported to the police then B. Possibly insurance, then C.  Taken to get fixed.

Your little stupid key mark just cost that person hundreds of dollars in repairs, not to mention hours of aggravation to have to deal with the situation.  So the next time you key a car, at least do it to a person you really hate.

That said, I think these pictures came from people with legitimate gripes

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Sure we all know what she’s capable of on the piano.  She plays Flight of the Bumblebee faster than anyone on the planet.  But watch the fingers. Watch the precision.  And watch the beauty in the face.

Can you see what I’m getting at here?  Think about how amazing a filer she would be.  Yup.  She would be John Cusack’s character in Being John Malkovich to shame.

Oh yeah she’d be great in porn too.

I’ve avoided watching The Bad Girls Club for a myriad of reasons.  The main one is that I’m 100% sure it would make my penis much smaller.  And given what it looks like now, it would be nearly impossible for my women to experience any amount of feeling during fun time.  So to save my relationship I’m going to keep not watching the show.

However, if I ever were to pick it up in my daily regimen, Sarah Michaels would certainly be one of if not the biggest reasons I would start watching.   If you look at her profile page there’s one sentence that really shoots out at me: “Sarah is a recent divorcee who wants to make up for lost time.”

I mean that really says it all doesn’t it?  I don’t have to get dirty to interpret that meaning.  I think the imagination takes care of it.  And what a trooper getting naked for Playboy huh?  What a woman.

More of Sarah after the jump

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Man for a guy who wants to act “hard” and tough he puts an awful lot of exclamation points in his Toolbox profile.   Whatssuppp!!!!!!!!!!!  Dude is that really necessary?

But you know something? After rummaging through picture after picture, he doesn’t grease his hair.  The dude doesn’t have 16 earrings.  He’s not full of bronzer.  He’s just a guy that wears jackets with spiders on them.

Plus his ladyfriend seems like a real nice woman.  Eh.  I like this guy.

DB Bistro!

The cousin Alex Rodriguez would not identify while addressing his performance enhancing drugs use on Tuesday has been identified as Yuri Sucart, according to an ESPN report.

Rodriguez admitted he and a cousin experimented with a drug popular in the Dominican Republic. The Yankee slugger said the two would inject “boli,” as described by Rodriguez, approximately twice a month during three seasons of his career.

I can only imagine that it will be a matter of time before the videos and pictures of Yuri Sucart and his wife Carmen start flying in.  However, I found it pretty interesting when I typed in “Yuri Sucart” into google images and the above picture came up.

I mean this dude is in shape, looks to be around 40, and definitely has a meterosexual A-Rod vibe to him.  In case you are wondering, the man in this photo is Charles Colaw who runs “Body By Colaw,” a personal training service.

I don’t have any proof but rumor has it that Colaw is also someone who would do anything for his cousin.