Click on the photo for more of Karina

I just want to mention the Oscar Awards.  Other than Heath Ledger winning, I really don’t care.  OK that’s all about the Oscars.  Lets focus on stuff like Karina Flores.  Yes, she floors me, and while me rhyming her last name with floors is brilliant, I still won’t ever get to touch her butt.  Oh well.

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The Tips

Doutzen Kroes finally takes it all off – [Totally Crap] (page links to NSFW)

The Mormons know how to make great movies- [Holytaco]

A gallery of extremely awkward hugs – [Asylum]

Superbowl rings look nice across a set of nice boobs – [Bustedcoverage]

Why women are attracted to douchebags – [Bullzeye]

A runway model call to arms – [Collegehumor]

Pictures of dudes caught staring at breastesses – [Spike]

Around the world in 80 beers: Africa – [FHM]

Newsflash:  Brooklyn Decker is hot – [Attuworld]

Remember how awesome the A Team was? – [Flabber]

12 Really strange classified ads – [Oddee]

Kylie Minogue flashes her undies at the Brits – [DJ Mick]

Mickey Rourke’s memorable acceptance speech – [Don Chavez]

The top five naked Oscar nominees – [The Bachelor Guy]

Poilish busty beauty Ewa Sonnet – [Gunaxin]

The last frontier in porn – [Whip it Out Comedy]

Anna Kournikova plays in bubbles and balls – [Banned in Hollywood]

Click on the photo for more of Tara

I almost got up enough strength to do some research on Tara Renee but then I realize that this picture sort of left me weak in the knees.   Eh, she’s just another model that I’ll never, ever have a chance to see naked in person.

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From Kokokintyre

It is not known when tattooing first became a common practice in Russian prisons and Stalinist Gulags. Soviet researchers first discovered and studied this underground activity in the 1920s; photographs of prisoners from that period suggest an already elaborate and highly developed subculture. More than simple decoration, the images symbolically proclaim the wearer’s background and rank within the complex social system of the jailed

Well it looks like it went from the 20′s right on through to the present.  Russian prison tattoos are no joke.  Over the last 10 or so years they’ve also been featured more in movies like Eastern Promises and even 25th Hour.

Honestly it doesn’t get much more hardcore than if you’re a Russian prisoner.  I guess getting tattoos is a way to symbolize how tough it is in there.

Here’s a crazy stat:

From the mid-1960’s to the 1980’s, thirty-five million people were incarcerated, and of those, twenty to thirty million were tattooed

Put it this way, if you meet a Russian and he’s got tons of tattoos?  Be careful.

Check out the gallery after the jump

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This is a public access show from 1990 featuring some guy who must have been known in small circles as the cable doctor.  Apparently this guy did another access show that helped people with particular problems they had with cable, installations, etc etc.

But for whatever reason he decided to have some talk show about hand guns.  The amazing thing is that he was getting call after call after call.  And every single one of these people despised him.

It’s really amazing.

So she’s a singer, a dancer, a rapper, a model, and a star.  Charity Hodges exemplifies all that is the entertainer.  It’s just a shame that around 99% of you haven’t heard of her.  However, if you’ve ever looked up any kind of bikini contest on Flickr, I guarantee you’ve seen her.  It’s this specific Hawaiian Tropic contest picture where she was wearing virtually nothing that I’ll never forget (don’t worry I included it).

Nevertheless, Charity is the ultimate bikini model.  I mean this woman was born to enter contests around the country.  Charity needs to be on MTV.  She needs to be the face of Spring Break for the United States of America.  And Charity needs to be the leader of the USO movement oversees.

Charity just looks all American to me.  And I want her to be the face of Uncoached….if she’ll have me.

More of Charity after the jump

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You know something?  I almost believed in Vinny T for a minute.  I overlooked the pictures with the grease head dudes.  I even overlooked the sell out photo with Gotti’s son.

And there’s this expression that Vinny almost didn’t even want to be involved in half the shots he was in.  But there’s a place I draw the line. See the photo above?  In Vinny’s Profile the caption reads “chillin wit my n*gga LoSo”

What a complete douche. And how about a smile dude?  Lighten up man.

Period.

We know the term as “fire crotch.”   And it’s a rare thing when you can actually meet a redhead that’s extremely attractive.  It’s very much like finding plutonium by accident.  But in all sincerity, redheads are just a different breed.  I have a little theory on redheads and bare with me if you can.

Have you ever met a natural redhead that wasn’t “off” in some way?  Male or female.  I’m telling you man, it’s weird.  Every single natural redhead I’ve ever met was kind of crazy in some way.  I simply don’t understand it.  Go back to your history and see if you agree.  Um, so that’s my theory.

In any event, you take the psycho factor, add the hot factor and poof, you’ve got yourself one hell of a woman.  So here are my picks for the top ten hottest natural redheaded celebrities.

*P.S. This list sucks because of a shortage of well…hot redheads.  I probably should have included the porn industry.  But these 10 will do.

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Standing 6 foot 9, averaging 11 minutes and dropping in 4 points a contest, forward Gavin Edwards!  Playing for the number one team in the nation must be a tough responsibility.  Although when you’re not the star of the team, I guess it leaves you time to pursue “other” interests.  Those interests are basically the same interests as any other college student.

Only those interests have to be pursued when you’re nearly a foot taller than everyone around you.  So when you’re passing out on beds, playing drinking games, or just taking pictures with large groups of girls, you tend to take up a bit more real estate.

Check out Gavin’s extracurricular activities after the jump

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Click on the photo for more Mardi Gras Madness

As most of you know, Fat Tuesday is right around the corner.  And given that I attended college in the city of New Orleans, we’ll be seeing some Mardi Gras posts here on Uncoached.  But in the meantime, my guys at COED Magazine have taken the first stab.

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The Madness

Ball State kicker getting dirty with chicks – [Busted Coverage]

Now there’s zero reason to be fat – [Holytaco]

An amazing moment on the jumbotron – [College Humor]

The Top ten MMA submission moves – [Sublime Blog]

Evangeline Lilly’s phone sex commercial – [Spike]

Naked protesters take back NYU – [Asylum]

The Uncut version of high street honeys – [FHM] (some NSFW)

Strangers have no willingness to help -  [Funtasticus]

These church signs are amazing – [Nuts]

Boy meets Playboy Model – [Atom]

Is Ballroom dancing sexy? – [Attuworld]

The hottest chicks on the web from last week – [Flabber]

Boobs as a pathfinder salesman – [Gunaxin]

If bartenders could do what they really wanted – [The Bachelor Guy]

Ridiculous bras and implants – [DJ Mick]

These are some amazing bill folding skills – [Tastybooze]

Nothing like some hot neon bikini girls – [College Girls]