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Alright, I give up.  There’s just zero chance that Annalynne Mccord is a good actress.  And I’m far past trying to spell her name right.  I’ve taken the liberty of spelling her first name differently twice on this page.  But one thing is for certain.  She looks amazing with clothes on.  Yes, on.

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The Throwdown

Olivia Munn has to show her boobs already – [COED Magazine]

An amazing 23 ways to be cool list – [Holy Taco]

Gina Carano’s autographed sports bra – [On205th]

Scientists invent bust enhancing ring tone – [Asylum]

Trying to eat the entire vending machine – [Collegehumor]

TV Girlfriends: Hot and Smart – [Bullzeye]

100 Sexiest women of 2009 voting begins – [FHM]

Hot Actress Adrianne Palicki – [Attuworld]

My hottest news reporter is back with earmuffs! – [Flabber]

Abigail Clancy sends you to fantasyland – [DJ Mick]

Did Cam Neely marry Michael Jackson? – [Don Chavez]

Ten reasons why training beats training camp – [Scoresreport]

Check out these awesome vanity license plates – [The Sublime Blog] via Afrojacks

Some of the best slang terms for boobs – [HGOM]

Megan Fox is back on the market yet again – [Tastybooze]

Wake up with Andree DiSanti – [Salty Milk]

Amazing pictures of coastlines – [Funtasticus]

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OK, all doubts that Italian women are the hottest women on the planet have now officially been laid to rest.  I just can’t stand it anymore.  Cecilia Capriatti?  Who the hell is this?  And why couldn’t Jennifer Capriati look like that?  Good lord.

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I don’t know about you guys, but I think The Neverending Story goes down as easily one of my top five movies I saw as a child.  Remember kids, this film was directed by Wolfgang Petersen, the same director as In the Line of Fire and Perfect Storm.  Not that it really matters (who says that line in Neverending Story???),  but yes, he directed those films.

And what pisses me off is that I’ll bet you a million dollars that there’s some crappy remake in the works.  That would piss me off more than anything.  That there was even a sequel is reason enough to be annoyed.

But if there’s one true fan of this movie and it’s “neverending” effect on people, it’s the dude that owns this van.  It’s a little overboard but man if this isn’t the coolest van I’ve ever seen.

Details after the jump

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OK, so you all know how in love with Japanese Gameshows I am.  I figured it’d be best to expand on that into other forms of media.  What better a way than with their other forms of broacasting?  You just have to think that the way they get viewers’ attention never ceases to fail.  These guys are always working hard.

I mean if it’s anything like shooting a dude 100 yards in a jet pack then it’s gotta be worth watching.  Well, whatever the hell is this dancing thing is, it’s damned funny.

So Lindsay is 26-years-old and is from Raleigh, North Carolina.  She’s an air force vet and now models her ass off.  According to her Model Mayhem profile Lindsay doesn’t mess around.  You must allow her a week to train for any upcoming photoshoots and she charges 100 bucks an hour for bikini or lingerie.

Charging by the hour huh?  So if I paid 200 an hour what exactly would that get me?  Would it get me a more entertaining bachelor party?  Come on Lindsay, I know you have it in ya!

Well given her background she could probably beat me up, and also yell at me because I’m Jewish.  I love this woman.

More of Kaye Kaye after the jump

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The best part about this picture is that I didn’t put that “Yo” in there.  Frankie did.  Man do I love this guy.   Not only does he take great cell phone pictures while giving the camera the finger, he also blows his entire salary on renting a Ferrari in Miami.

Well that or he’s rich and gets money from Mom and Pop.  I mean I have no clue nor do I care.  But I can tell you this much.   This is a man (man, I mean tool) who’d way rather look good and lose, than look bad and win.

Frankie!

I just stumbled across this picture a few minutes ago.  It’s at some Luxury Day event for Auto Detailing or something or other.  I’m assuming it’s some kind of showcase for cars.   The picture was taken on February 9th and the caption reads “Yamil Ortiz y David Ortiz.”

A cousin?  A son?  Who is this kid?  I feel like we may have the second coming of a Prince Fielder situation in our midst.  I mean this kid definitely eats a lot of pork.

And what was David Ortiz doing there?  From the rest of the pictures he seemed to be the only famous person there.  Oh wait, I know why he was there.

Check it out after the jump

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What is it exactly?  Is it the shine?  Is it the tight fitting thing?  Is it that an animal had to get killed to make the material?  I’m not quite sure what the allure of leather is, but it’s quite evident there are loads of people out there with leather fetishes.  I personally think that if I see a hot chick wearing just about anything, it’s a bonus.

So leather…sure, why not.   Perhaps leather in some way is a signifier of a certain toughness.  That maybe the woman will dominate you in one way.  Figure if she’s got the balls to wear leather, then maybe she’s ridden a motorcycle.  Maybe she’s had sex with heels on.  You just don’t know.

And perhaps it’s that imagination that leather provides.  Man I really know how to talk some trash…I guess that’s better than eating it.

Leathery chicks after the jump

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We’ve seen the likes of Harry Carey and Mel Allen.  The U.S. gets memorable voices like Marv Albert and Al Michaels.  But if there’s one thing our country doesn’t have much of, it’s your really over the top sports announcers.  Yes you have your outbursts from time to time.  “There’s a steal by Bird!” will always ring in my heart (even though I’m a Knicks fan).

But any of you who know the “Goooaallllllll!” guy, you understand what I’m talking about here.  I mean from Japanese wrestling bouts to Danish handball, this crop of announcers finds a way to scream and be wacko in just about anything.

Check out these 5 ridiculously over the top announcer clips

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