I just want you guys to know the work that goes into putting together an article like this.  The fact that I’ve spent the last hour putting this damned thing together leads me to two conclusions about myself.  Number One:  I have no life.

Number Two:  I have no life and I absolutely love it.  I mean think about it.  Most of you are in offices right now and are lucky to not have this site blocked.  While you’re answering to your boss, I’m sitting at home masturbating, eating pop tarts and going to the gym.  Is this not the life a male should lead?

Not having a life is the best life possible.  So enjoy these 20 hot chicks.  Thanks.

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They sleep in class like we do

Meet the speedy backup receiver for USC, Travon Patterson.  Travon is currently on USC’s track team and he’s really really fast.  Unfortunately Patterson didn’t have much of an impact on the team this year, but perhaps he’ll make a bigger dent on college football next season.

But what Patterson lacked in yardage and appearances during this year, he more than made up for it off the field.  Patterson, like any other college student, likes to party.  He likes to have it known that he’s getting the ladies.

And most importantly, Travon has published these pictures.  So here’s another edition of “Athletes are just like us”  Travon Patterson style.

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Click on the photo for more girls like this

The Superbowl is over.  That’s all I have to say about that.  Well I just figure that about 6000 websites are going to be covering Superbowl stuff, best commercials, blah blah.  For me it’s business as usual.  And to be honest I wrote this on Friday January 31st because I’m 100% too lazy to get to up to date stuff.  So there.  Still though, interesting stories to share.

For just plain hot chicks go to Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Madness

22-Year-Old Ridiculous Cutie from Ohio, Amanda Brown – [COED Magazine]

10 of the Best Hot and Smart TV Girlfriends – [Bullz-Eye]

Let’s take a look at Morena Corwin – [Bustedcoverage]

Men Dream of Sex, Women have Nightmares – [Asylum]

America’s Next Hottest college girl – [Collegehumor]

Check out this hottie Casey in her tiny blue bikini – [Spike]

We all knew that girls were dirty, all of them – [Attuworld]

All of the web’s hottest chicks from last week – [Flabber]

The 15 Funniest Homer Simpson quotes – [Funtasticus]

Seven Cheryl Cole upskirt moments (Thank you!) – [DJ Mick]

I posted Nikita Lynn a while back, now she’s getting known – [Don Chavez]

Russian Assassin my ass – [The Bachelor Guy]

Marliese Leitner is good at wearing thongs – [Gorillamask]

A guide to playing with boobies – [Tastybooze]

Should you be Facebook friends with your ex? – [Gunaxin]

Nothing wrong with a little Sofia Vergara – [Saltymilk]

Family Guy’s 10 Funniest Sex Scenes – [Whipitoutcomedy]

So I have a buddy who just moved into the city and he’s thinking of going on J-Date to see how many chicks he can bang in the next year.  He actually wants to chronicle it and put it up here.

We’ll see there pal.  If the material is good enough you’ll get your spot.  I’m a total advocate of the J-Date.  In fact that’s how I met the future Mrs.  My question is…At what point can we not be embarrassed about being on one of these sites?

I lost that embarrassment the first time I got laid using the site.  I mean having sex with over 10 chicks in a few months time ain’t bad.  Don’t be ashamed to be on online dater.  Let’s get over this.

Oh yea, yay Superbowl!

I’m pretty pumped to watch this game tonight.  I’m so unbiased that I think I can just sit back and watch the thing in enjoyment.  On the one hand it would be very cool to see Omar Epps‘ team win.

On the other it would be awesome to see Kurt Warner take home a title at the age of 37.  Though if he thanks Jesus and his flat top wife one more frigging time I may have to shoot someone.

Good luck teams.  May the best one win.