Was it seeing the movie Blue Crush?  Perhaps.  It is just my unwavering desire to be around tough chicks that are hot?  Definitely.  I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again.  There’s something awfully sexy about a woman who can do male things much much better than me.

And there’s no way to sound anything but perverted here but I think I’ve figured it out.  If you’re a guy and you take all the elements you covet in a male personality and physical ability and them wrap them into a hot female, wouldn’t you then have the perfect mate?  Eh, maybe it’s not perverted because it’s the truth.

So anytime I see hot chicks in “male” type things coupled with the fact that they’re attractive, it kind of paints that perfect specimen canvas.  Boy am I talking out of my ass right now.

Still though, this a great gallery of hot chicks with surfboards.

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Last night I was watching Teen Wolf and with all due respect, it really pissed me off watching the basketball scenes… at least without the stunt guy who played the wolf.  No offense to Michael J. Fox or his teammates but come on.  When you have scenes where they flip out and cheer because they make a foul shot in the league championship, it’s kind of sad.

The only actor in that movie who knew how to shoot a basketball was the guy with red hair on the Beavers.  I mean even Mick, the bad guy, had zero clue how to shoot a layup.  I don’t know about you guys but I just can’t stand that stuff.   Nothing is more annoying than sports scenes with guys who clearly can’t play sports.

That’s why I always appreciate an actor who has coordination.  I mean is it so hard to cast a person who actually looks like they know how to play a sport?  I guess it is.

In any event, here are 10 actors who are athletically coordinated

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Click on the photo for more Reef Girls

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:  No matter what product you sell, if you attach a pretty lady to it, it certainly can’t hurt.  And that’s why I have the utmost respect for the company Reef.  They are purveyors of sandals and other footwear.  Though you probably wouldn’t guess it from our fair bikini shaker up top.

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The Tips

Carmen Electra at the Leather and Laces celebration – [Cameltap]

The 18 most dirty girls in Wingbowl history – [Bustedcoverage]

Female bike rider gets off to a flying start – [Totally Crap]

The Mighty Putty Re-Dub – [Collegehumor]

A Valentine’s Day reminder that we can get behind – [Asylum]

Top 10 Superbowl Commercials of 2009 – [Spike]

Valene Dream is a blond beauty – [Gorillamask]

For people who love porn…except for the sex – [Attuworld]

The sexiest girls from last week on the web – [Flabber]

Wouldn’t you buy a car if it could have sex with you? – [Atom]

Top 12 Most Inspirational Pep Talks of all time – [The Bachelor Guy]

Layla Manoochehri is the X Factor’s hottest girl – [FHM]

The Stand up Comics Hall of Fame – [Bullz-Eye]

The 10 Most Creative Bras – [Oddee]

The Sexiest 2009 Superbowl Commercials – [Gunaxin]

Wake up with Candice Michelle – [Saltymilk]

Captioned photos without LOL speak – [Tastybooze]

Click on the photo for more Emmanuelle

All I can remember is the first time I saw this chick in the movie Saw II.  She’s got that really skinny but incredibly hot face that says “I’m kind of bitchy but I’m an amazing lay.”  And that’s the exact kind of face that can get you into the kind of trouble you should want.

For more troublesome girls check out Uncoached’s Facebook Group

Enjoy the rest of the portfolio

From the website of Scott Mutter

For thirty years, Scott Mutter has employed classic photomontage techniques to create a world of his own – a more perfect world.  The hallmark of Mutter’s remarkable imagery is the distinct sense that the elements of each picture belong together, even though the combination may violate the laws of physics.

In other words, this guy takes two completely separate objects and blends them in a way that the picture looks pretty damned cool.

Here are some amazing works of surrational imagery.

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From MSNBC

A Tucson television station’s broadcast of the Super Bowl on Sunday was interrupted for some viewers by about 10 seconds of pornographic material, the station said. KVOA TV in Tucson released a statement saying that the only viewers who were able to see the material were those who receive the channel through Comcast cable

The KVOA statement said the station was dismayed and disappointed that some Comcast customers and their families were subjected to the material

Two things here.

1.  Thank God someone got to see something other than this year’s Superbowl Commercials.  They left a ton to be desired.

2.  In regards to the statment of KVOA being disappointed that members were subjected to the material.  I guarantee if we were to rephrase that sentence with the truth it would read something like this:

“KVOA’s employees were bored as hell during the Superbowl and decided to have a little fun with their viewers.  And just as Debbie was about to do Dallas their manager walked in and tried to removed the loud shrills of laughter filling the room.”

This might be the best idea I’ve ever had in my life.  For those of you who have been in fraternities, you obviously know what hell week is.

I know that part of my hell week consisted of us having to listen to a song over and over again for at least 8 hours out of our days.

Well I can’t think of a better method of torture than looping Joey Lawrence’s “Nothing my love can’t handle” over and over again.

So I had no clue that there was some weird show featuring the Pussycat Dolls trying to find a band to join them on tour.  OK maybe I did, and I was clearly lying.  Even so, what an absolutely dumb show.

However, if there’s one positive that came out of the winner of this program, it’s the hottest member of this act called Girlicious.   And that’d be Natalie Mejia, a Latin machine.

Natalie is of Mexian descent and has been studying dance since the age of 9.  She was also homeschooled.

That and she’s really hot.  Pictures after the jump

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Eh, he’s just a loser.